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GentlyUsedOtter t1_jdq7sri wrote

Well that's going to irritate....... someone.

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Strogbase t1_jdqzpsl wrote

Santa Clause?

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silentmikhail t1_jdrh29d wrote

Naw he cool with it. Probably working with the jet to see who's acting naughty or nice.

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Imfrom2030 t1_jdtfncp wrote

>"North Pole One is a wonderful plane, but I especially enjoy any time I get to spend with the American Air Force", said Mr. Clause ahead of his routine surveillance flight. "Our planes are mostly geared towards present delivery. The technical upgrades to US aircraft allow us to use more data in our naughty/nice classification algorithms. Our gift recommendation systems especially benefit from this type of survailance". Mr. Clause plans on kicking off the logistical study for this year's holiday season earlier than ever. We all ho-ho-hope for the best. Back to you, Saunders.

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littlebubulle t1_jdu1atd wrote

Santa Claus is escorted by NATO planes everytime he flies over NATO countries.

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Locofinger t1_jdq9r34 wrote

Russia doomsday subs are under the Arctic ice. Diverting the sub killers to Europe is a plus for them.

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lordderplythethird t1_jdqinq1 wrote

RC-135s aren't sub hunters... They listen in on signals such as communication, radar, etc. They have no ability to detect a submarine.

P-3s and P-8s are the sub hunters.

Source: former P-3 guy

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Locofinger t1_jdqj3be wrote

My bad, thought that was a p-8.

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lordderplythethird t1_jdqjciw wrote

No worries, they're both old Boeing airframes lol.

Mech, driver, or WSO?

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