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Destination_Centauri t1_iuhyjv5 wrote

Putin was reportedly especially suspicious about Canada's involvement, when it was reported to him that some of the drones were propelled by a unique refined form of maple syrup as fuel.

Also noteworthy, was a portrait of Celine Dion painted on the front hull of one drone, done in WWII burlesque style, as well as another drone that sported the smiling face of Justin Bieber.

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junglist-methodz t1_iui4lv8 wrote

I heard that too! As well I said a video of David Suzuki using a trebuchet to launch beavers across the Dinpro River. Ontario is considering sending Doug Ford to Kherson to be released into the wild with his fellow Russians. It was also announced Quebec will be sending their drivers because their extremely experienced at hitting everything on the road in any condition, traffic light, old lady crossing the street don't matter to them. Their accuracy is unmatched by most, unless your a driver from India.

SLAVI UKRAINI

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DanYHKim t1_iui9ezb wrote

>another drone that sported the smiling face of Justin Bieber.

That's definitely a war crime!

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dv666 t1_iuiz46a wrote

We're secretly building a bunker buster drone to assassinate putin. It doesn't contain any explosives. Instead when it lands dion, beiber and drake pop out. Their "music" will then drive putin to defenstrate himself

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