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Gloomy_Intention2674 t1_iya13uc wrote

I love ancient Egypt! They used to do this so in the afterlife they would be allowed to speak when judged at the court of Osiris

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CrimsonShrike t1_iyahidf wrote

"wait Osiris, let him talk, I want to know how blingtongue's deal is, it's freaking me out"

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Amerlis t1_iyamjv8 wrote

So where’s the mummies with the gold phalluses? What, no one thought “I’d sure like to do more of that in the afterlife.”?

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UrynSM t1_iyb2l5a wrote

Osiris has no cock... Not sure why anyone else would have the right to use one..

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rockalyte t1_iyb7fex wrote

Maybe it’s to use the gold tongue to eat Osiris out?

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UrynSM t1_iyb82za wrote

I am gone from this conversation

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pf2- t1_iye39jp wrote

Deep ancient Egyptian lore

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rockalyte t1_iyembl4 wrote

Hope they got the Gene Simmons gold special edition tongue ;)-

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Palana t1_iya4vfa wrote

Any relation to the silver tongued devil my grandma said she used to date in high school?

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cbbuntz t1_iya7olo wrote

There's the comment I was looking for

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Blaukwin t1_iya1971 wrote

Hans Sprungfeld

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Spudtron98 t1_iyaojy2 wrote

I wonder how many mummies there were out there with similar things that were destroyed by looters...

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godhelpusloseourmind t1_iybqrfd wrote

My no-good uncle pawned our family’s mummy tongue to buy an 8-track player for his Camaro, it’d been in the family for generations

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Rina-Lanaudiere-5 t1_iyab66r wrote

Put them baaaack! Didn't we have enough in 2022??

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LeicaM6guy t1_iyaumrt wrote

[sweats in Jedediah Springfield]

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Exoddity t1_iybaeyl wrote

you need a gold tongue to talk like an egyptian. ‾'-9-_

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SchnauzerTrouserz t1_iy9zwvc wrote

Is it just me or does that head look insanely large?

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SolarRage t1_iyc5c2c wrote

We would need a banana or a giraffe for proper scientific scale, but I think the tongue itself is just small, making the skull look bigger.

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SeaRaiderII t1_iyb741u wrote

It's insane how there still finding stuff in Egypt. Apparently there have been a total of 110 Billion Humans on earth in the last 200k years.

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DavefromKS t1_iybkp60 wrote

Hanging out with King Midas?

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BronzDragn t1_iyas6yv wrote

The must be exceptionally good at tickling the virtual lips.

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