1963Jan
1963Jan t1_jegegs1 wrote
Reply to Why do kleptomaniacs hate puns by TheJpow
I was a maniokleptic. I walked backwards through shops putting things on the shelves.
1963Jan t1_j4s11qa wrote
Reply to comment by stormtrooperbob321 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
I heard that he accidentally sat on the bacon slicer and got behind in his work.
1963Jan t1_jegjohq wrote
Reply to comment by Dottsterisk in So two men walk into a bar at the top of a 5 floor building by IAmEggsOk
Same