They're sneaky mother fuckers for sure

Thanks. I can at least give myself a small win knowing I was able to snap out of it and cancel it immediately over phone

This is exactly what happened to me. But I'm relieved to know this

Yeah I wrote in my last paragraph about it briefly. I would have gotten a termination fee if I didn't cancel within a week. But I cancelled like 10 mins later so I should be fine. It was kinda nuts though because it said that if I didn't cancel by then, they'd charge $2.50 per month I didn't pay the 3 year contract.

Okay whew thank you