Human kids keep their shit in their pants and aren't covered in fur

I used to work at Symphony Hall and Shen Yun would send people to drop off brochures, which we used to let them do without question, until one day I noticed they had slipped in home-made brochures about human organ harvesting in with the professional-made Shen Yun brochures.

No. Gross. I'm sick of all your dogs anyway, let me have coffee in shitless barkless peace

My doctor's secretary is an old lady with a Brahmin accent. I once asked her if she had any appointments available on a Friday and she responded "Ah, ya cunt, he's not in that day" and it took me a minute to realize she said "you can't" and didn't call me the C word lol

..or r/shittyHDR worthy

Maybe...you're not a good driver?

^^^ i save so much from taxes

It is super common to have random strangers from Craigslist as roommates in American cities. I live in Boston and if you're single and apartment hunting, Craigslist and friends-of-friends-of-friends are the only way to get into a place .

Between the skills and time it took to make this, caring about data, and the brand of the pencils, my data analysis suggests you're rich.