Translation: “we just doubled your rates so now we are really going to protect you, whether you need it or not!”

They are also paying restitution to 2 whole people. That should make everything alright.

Apples and oranges… tiny houses can’t hold very many children, dogs or in-laws. That makes them way more bougie.

Speaking from experience as a landowner, snowmobile clubs tend to be run by entitled douchebags.

Snowmobilers are going to see their trail network start to dwindle if their clubs don’t smarten up.

Still not getting your money back…

This is like asking “if I get married and then find out my wife is a hussy, can I get a refund for the marriage license?”

In both cases the refund is the least of your problems.

Oh, I forgot to mention… the ATF stopped by the other day.

They said you are a colossal idiot and should definitely win the Dunning-Kruger award! 🏆

To show solidarity with our brothers in Ukraine, we are now calling those Freedom Cocktails. 🇺🇦🇺🇸

My courses are complimentary. I am not here to make a buck off public safety.

I have successfully fought off multiple Bigfoot attacks, yes. That is part of my job--and part of the reason the state is so safe today. (they won't make that mistake again)

The only time one got the better of me was my first encounter, but I was just a kid at the time.

New Hampshire is one of the safest states in the nation overall, and the safest overall as it relates to Bigfoot attacks.

This is in large part because we are at the forefront of Bigfoot Safety science, thanks to the team at 603 Bigfoot.

Is this Doug Shoe’s burner account?

Don’t go out of your way, but I am sure they would appreciate that. Just be careful with the booze - they love it but they have the tolerance of a college freshman. Things can get ugly quick.

It is awesome that you are doing this. Does the invite also extend to our close relatives in the forest?

Many Sasquatches spend the holidays alone because no one believes they will show up… so they never get invited. It turns out to be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

No, people say that was his nickname in school. He hated fishsticks so much that he would have a hissy fit whenever the school cafeteria served them.

(That’s what I have heard anyway, and I trust my sources.)

I was going to ask if you are high … but you are way too angry to be stoned. However you have answered my question (it is the latter) - so thanks for that!

Are YOU new to NH politics or are you just not very smart? Marijuana is decriminalized in NH and Sununu has until very recently sworn to veto any legalization bill. He also vetoed a bill to allow medical users to grow at home.

NH citizens and the General Court would prefer not to wait. The only person who feels this way is Governor “Crybaby McFishsticks” Sununu.

Unfortunately we are stuck with him at least another two years… maybe more if the best competition we can come up with is a flatlander Doctor from Connecticut.

… and yet you managed to discern the difference. Good job!

I agree with Trump on this one. Any good hoax / conspiracy theory only works if you play it to the hilt. If you show any signs of doubt, even the suckers start to see through the BS.

I could explain, but that would be like explaining physics to … well, my shoe. I can explain but I can’t make it understand.

Standing tall on a mountain of stupid! 🏔

I am the world’s leading scientist in my field, and have lived in the Granite State my entire life. So, like usual, you are making statements based on a lack of knowledge, research, and/or understanding.

The race for this year’s Dunning-Kruger award is heating up 🔥! Keep it up Doug, you got this!

You question is based on a false premise. Pretty much every Republican running in this race was an election-denying, Trump-supporting MAGAdiot.

The only Republican running who has his head screwed on (relatively) straight is Sununu and he won by the biggest margin out of any of the races.

NH has not gone more left; democrats won because they were the lesser of two evils this time around.

Looking for Bigfoot, like most weekends. (… and weekdays)