Advanced_Parsnip

Advanced_Parsnip t1_jeb2cze wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:42 PM

Reply to A guy went to party and urged to fart... by Vishwasm123

Smells like teen spirit

Advanced_Parsnip t1_jch9i11 wrote on March 16, 2023 at 8:34 PM

Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo

Crap I remember Dave Allen telling this joke back in the 1970's

Advanced_Parsnip t1_j603r49 wrote on January 26, 2023 at 7:41 PM

Reply to Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xy3RMMUScOE

Advanced_Parsnip t1_j4c9sig wrote on January 14, 2023 at 6:15 PM

Reply to How many people with short-term memory loss does it take to... by CarlB1961

Who are you, while yelling at mirror

Advanced_Parsnip t1_j24r0c4 wrote on December 29, 2022 at 5:31 PM

Reply to comment by qfhudrtvbp in Alcohol Advice. by Buddy2269

Don't drink at all, I freeze then eat it.

Advanced_Parsnip t1_iud8zsv wrote on October 30, 2022 at 1:30 PM

Reply to comment by awaymoralize58 in My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink by Forged04

Once while at the movies with family, one of my daughters asked if it really happened? It was Cowboys vs Aliens, for her defense she was only 7