Not personally bald, but I watch some streamers and in group games, they're very much acting like "bald bros" when it comes up.

I've never even heard of bald rivalry...

What kind of fool wouldn't understand that you mean "66" without asking to repeat?

I'll agree there. A rather dark twist on the old tale, but it stays consistent with it and explains how the slow turtle could win.

Death, maybe, but it certainly wouldn't explode its head like that.

I'd go with "It will die, but the head won't explode."

Same. Seemed like a really weird and grim punchline.

I didn't notice them. I guess my brain filled them in as just being some twigs or tiny tree in the background. What with being brown and sticky.

Plot twist: He stood there with the same coin for 60 years before finally putting it in. The other coin... who knows.

The jawline makes me thing it's not a "her"... but I guess you never know with gender these days.

In the continent of North Alaska

Yeah, but that's why I'm suggesting you intimidate the owl into leaving. The owl likely doesn't want a fight with something bigger than it. Don't physically involve yourself, because that's how you get hurt by either or both of the animals.

Having similar experience: DON'T SCOOP UP THE KITTY. That's a good way to get messed the fuck up.

Note: My experience involved a cat and dog (both I knew). I should have gone for the dog. In this case, scare the owl I guess?

How is that related to Noctowl... ?

Rowlet vs Litten.

That damned rival always picking your weakness...

👌 <- 7 inches, right?

So it's not a phoque then... just an otarie.

I mean... if the food group doesn't exist anymore, then the contents are likely to be moved to another group instead. So if dairy products are moved to the grain food group, then they would be both dairy products and grains.

Kinda like how a tomato is both a fruit and a plant.