AholeBrock
AholeBrock t1_ixz24la wrote
You are using that word 'aisle'
AholeBrock t1_ixxkn7s wrote
Reply to comment by bitenuker93 in PsBattle: The Grizzly Bear proof suit by CrysisRequiem
pepper spray to a bears nose is like getting kicked in the balls. They can smell for miles, and even further after the rain. it's a very sensitive organ. I've also lived in bear country most my life and in my head it is way easier to get a bear to back down from a confrontation than from a meal. At least that's what I've been taught. To always act loud and big and chase them away from town, but always turn the other way and leave if you come across them fishing.
AholeBrock t1_ixwtswt wrote
Reply to comment by AholeBrock in PsBattle: The Grizzly Bear proof suit by CrysisRequiem
Like, I'd just set up cameras watching a pile of the grizzlies favorite food. When the grizzlies approach the food they trigger a trap that sprays the surrounding area with spray. See if they are deterred or if they power through to the food.
AholeBrock t1_ixwt14l wrote
Reply to comment by cogdiss420 in PsBattle: The Grizzly Bear proof suit by CrysisRequiem
What does the spray do that you can't test it without also using the suit? Like surely you can test if bears are repulsed by pepper spray without ever putting yourself in danger. It all just sounds like extra steps to justify picking a fight with a bear. It's not like bears are actively hunting us and you need to suit up to go do maintenance on infrastructure anywhere near the forest because they are so highly aggressive.
AholeBrock t1_ixwhj1n wrote
Reply to comment by Ryanp356 in PsBattle: The Grizzly Bear proof suit by CrysisRequiem
But how is the goal "just surviving grizzly attacks" and not "causing grizzly attacks and surviving"? Like how many minutes does it take to put that suit on and what work can you feasibly do in it BESIDES provoke and survive a mauling?
AholeBrock t1_ixveflt wrote
Reply to comment by CHAINSAWDELUX in LPT: If your microwave dies, donate the glass tray before throwing out the appliance. Someone has broken theirs and will love finding it at a thrift store. by pioneertele
I pour boiling water from the kettle on my oats and wait 4 minutes. Less for instant oat packets. More convenient because i leave the kettle with some water in it an just turn it on while walking by(push a button then fill a bowl with oats and water, no need to open and close a box and push multiple buttons). Any other challenges? There is no shame in just liking your microwave, but I've had all these appliances side by side to compare them(although I've never used an expensive microwave) and the absolute only thing that a microwave can do that an electric kettle/toaster oven combo can't do either better and/or faster is microwave popcorn. I don't miss my microwave tho because stovetop popcorn surprisingly tastes better and I'm not that into popcorn anyway.
AholeBrock t1_ixuu1ed wrote
I'm just imagining them trying to buy red blue colorblind glasses and the person who sells them sitting them down like "child...."
AholeBrock t1_ixusu1e wrote
Reply to LPT: If your microwave dies, donate the glass tray before throwing out the appliance. Someone has broken theirs and will love finding it at a thrift store. by pioneertele
Get rid of the microwave and get a 20$ electric kettle. It'll boil water faster and you can make instant ramen etc just by pouring the boiling water over the noodles(or w/e) and letting it sit and cool for a few minutes. Everything else that a microwave can do can be done with either a toaster oven or an air fryer but healthier AND tastier. AND you can reheat soggy French fries like some golden god of the kitchen.
AholeBrock t1_ixjohmk wrote
Reply to comment by MyDudeNak in PsBattle: Man takes selfie with a cricketer while security guard rushes him with his cane raised to hit him. by davo_nz
Yes. 3 people so far have photo shopped the source material. Look at how many people agree with my comments[(16 upvotes at the time of this posting:16 hours into the post) and I can only imagine it has to actually have much more to be counteracting this negative emotional reaction we are seeing]. Imagine how many of the people agreeing with me might participate in a Photoshop battle with better source material... Art is open to constructive criticism and just because you dont personally like or agree with a critique doesn't make it wrong. It is no reason to baselessy attack the person who made the point without reason either. Just because you can't find an angle to counter-critique an idea is no excuse to attack people instead. And for the record: the only thing I'm taking as a personal attack is literally you gas lighting me to tell me I'm taking "everything as a personal attack". Cos everything else in this thread was just artistic critique and opinions being shared and tested
AholeBrock t1_ixjmy85 wrote
Reply to comment by MyDudeNak in PsBattle: Man takes selfie with a cricketer while security guard rushes him with his cane raised to hit him. by davo_nz
Your issue is that it's actually impossible to change someone's mind when you are ignoring their points and projecting your own insecurities at them. I respectfully outlined plenty of reason. Very little has been offered in opposition; none by you, but sure go off and ignore that fact while using words wrong.
AholeBrock t1_ixjma5v wrote
Reply to comment by MyDudeNak in PsBattle: Man takes selfie with a cricketer while security guard rushes him with his cane raised to hit him. by davo_nz
No I'm not. I'm just vibing and craving quality content. Pointing out that people aren't actually countering my argument when they disagree with it isn't an emotional response. It's not me feeling attacked. It's me saying "sure you said that thing about my opinion but it doesn't actually change or contradict anything I've said" Change my mind with some quality content if it hurts you so much that you need to comment on someone else's opinion of art.
AholeBrock t1_ixizhr0 wrote
Reply to comment by SuchCoolBrandon in PsBattle: Man takes selfie with a cricketer while security guard rushes him with his cane raised to hit him. by davo_nz
And artists only thrive and grow when they can healthily accept and digest critique
AholeBrock t1_ixic1c8 wrote
Reply to comment by rookieseaman in PsBattle: Man takes selfie with a cricketer while security guard rushes him with his cane raised to hit him. by davo_nz
I'm really out here wanting to see something funny instead of something that looks like the creator missed the point. Just vibing and craving quality content. Damn me.
AholeBrock t1_ixiatxu wrote
Reply to comment by rookieseaman in PsBattle: Man takes selfie with a cricketer while security guard rushes him with his cane raised to hit him. by davo_nz
And that will never be funnier than the scene is on it's own, because it already works. It's not something that WILL be funny once the context is changed. It's a scene that is already funny BECAUSE of the context. Changing that context hurts the humor rather than making it better. Do better, dont complain to me for complaining
AholeBrock t1_ixh4ebh wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Man takes selfie with a cricketer while security guard rushes him with his cane raised to hit him. by davo_nz
Some of these battle requests are getting ridiculous. This is an entire scene, not a single point of interest that is begging to be juxtaposed in different contexts. I'm halfway tempted to start doing the opposite of what is asked and Photoshop the people out of the stadium so I can Photoshop a funny Photoshop into the picture
AholeBrock t1_iwttkyg wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalDriedBiscuit in Sonic The Hedgehog Creator Yuji Naka Reportedly Arrested For Insider Trading by GeneralGigan817
I deeply bow to you sir
AholeBrock t1_iwtti4t wrote
Reply to comment by SaintBrutus in Sonic The Hedgehog Creator Yuji Naka Reportedly Arrested For Insider Trading by GeneralGigan817
<snorts enormous line>
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