AnthillOmbudsman

AnthillOmbudsman t1_j4xuwy9 wrote

"Are you trying to tell me," said Arthur, "that you made the Earth with hardly any land antipodes?"

"Oh yes," said Slartibartfast. "Did you ever go to a place…I think it was called Portugal?"

"No," said Arthur, "no, I didn’t."

"Pity." said Slartibartfast. "That antipode is in New Zealand. Which has fjords. I was going to have all the antipodes set up that way."

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AnthillOmbudsman t1_j4r7yrz wrote

Interestingly some of this is visible on Google Street View. It's not clear to me how whoever took the pictures is getting GPS coordinates, there'd be no way to locate yourself underground.

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AnthillOmbudsman t1_j4o3h5h wrote

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AnthillOmbudsman t1_j490n95 wrote

Well, the place was crowded. We were packed in like sardines. They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal, what sole. Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna -- "Salmon Chanted Evening". And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers. Probably there to see the bass player.

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AnthillOmbudsman t1_j2nm90u wrote

Speaking as someone who hasn't been in the dating pool for years, I'm constantly glad to not have to deal with dating these days. You have to compete with thousands of bots and swinging dicks clogging up the dating sites, and it's clearly gotten weirder these days to try to hook up with people outside online sites, work, school, or shitty dance clubs.

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AnthillOmbudsman t1_j2a5vxd wrote

>The novel begins with an explanation that the story is not at all "true", and that everything in it is a complete and utter lie.

Why even bother? That's like announcing you're going to make a joke every time you make one.

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AnthillOmbudsman t1_j20enob wrote

I took a look at Amazon and a reviewer describes them as "ketchup with a decent amount of umami". Sounds a lot like ketchup chips I picked up at Tractor Supply a few years ago... they were good but the tart taste got to be too much and I couldn't finish the bag.

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AnthillOmbudsman t1_j1xwxya wrote

When the rising tide engulfs the shore
And the waves roll over Arkansas
Will the ship return to anchor there and replace the sunken state?

For the ship was shaped like Arkansas
And the hull was formed without a flaw
Every detail had been reproduced on a scale of one to one

--Arkansas, They Might Be Giants (well, John Linnell, half of it)

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