Arkvoodle42
Arkvoodle42 t1_jbrdij8 wrote
Reply to Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life by PantsyFants
"I once went to a doctor; all he did was take blood samples from my neck.
Do not go see Dr. Acula."
Arkvoodle42 t1_j5tuwog wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
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Dung.
Arkvoodle42 t1_ixz2l68 wrote
Reply to Not all cheeses are made the same. by Randomd0g
Frankly my dear; I don't give edam.
Arkvoodle42 t1_jd0l8rk wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Three hundred zillion sperm & THAT's the one that got through.