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There just aren't any realistic recreations of dinosaurs taking a dump.

Submitted by AtlasShrunked t3_121vk5x on March 25, 2023 at 6:59 PM in Showerthoughts

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Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one.

Submitted by AtlasShrunked t3_11v6tzg on March 19, 2023 at 1:06 AM in Showerthoughts

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Eventually, all smokers will buy a lighter that won't die on them.

Submitted by AtlasShrunked t3_11e8y7f on February 28, 2023 at 2:43 PM in Showerthoughts

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Jack only jumped over a single lousy candlestick & got his own song; meanwhile, the cow that jumped over the moon has to share the billing with a laughing dog & eloping dish & spoon.

Submitted by AtlasShrunked t3_10n3ld9 on January 28, 2023 at 2:23 AM in Showerthoughts

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When it comes to interracial sex, it's good to be in the minority.

Submitted by AtlasShrunked t3_zyr23y on December 30, 2022 at 4:36 AM in Showerthoughts

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AtlasShrunked

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