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AudibleNod t1_j6n0za5 wrote

>Two of the three counts against Patel come with domestic violence and great bodily injury enhancements, San Mateo County District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said during a news conference Monday.

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>“Miraculously though, the four-year-old came out with just some bruises, and that does not qualify for significant bodily injury,”

Good for the kid and somehow also the would-be family killer.

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AudibleNod t1_j6iqxuc wrote

I'm not an expert on corporate shell company. But on the surface, this sounds a lot like the Sovereign Citizen 'federal personage' nonsense. Whereby they think they can shift the burdens and debt to this federal citizen and are liberated by being their own sovereign citizen. Either way. Good for the appeals court. I hope Alex Jones bankruptcy has the same fate.

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AudibleNod t1_j6i4n1i wrote

I like the idea of getting new names after an auspicious or inauspicious event in your life.

"Where's Gary?"

> Oh, you mean Diamond Hands. Diamond Hands sold his Bed Bath & Beyond stock at the right time and he's going to the driver license office to change his license. As is our custom.

"Cool, good for Diamond Hands."

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AudibleNod OP t1_j5z88nc wrote

>Two of the people most responsible for overseeing Tennessee’s lethal injection drugs “incorrectly testified” under oath that they were testing the chemicals for bacterial contamination, the state attorney general’s office conceded in a court filing.

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"Incorrectly testified?" You'd think there'd be a legal word for that. Something menacing sounding. Something Old French or Latin that doesn't get used except in a legal context. Oh well. I guess we're sticking with "incorrectly testified". It's the 'alternative facts' of legal words now.

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AudibleNod t1_j5yhk9s wrote

My wife watched Glee during the pandemic. I was minimally aware of Sue Silvester played by Jane Lynch. So I walked in the room during a scene where she declared she was having a wedding ceremony where she was marrying herself and she would be officiating the service. I bust out laughing. And had to sit down to watch that episode. Jane Lynch is funny.

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AudibleNod t1_j51t1qu wrote

*Checks notes "Because."

There's AP courses for Chinese Language and Culture, Environmental Sciences and Music Theory. Which, through the Florida lens, seem woke-adjacent. However, those aren't part of the pilot program that the AP African American Studies is in. My only guess (and I'm playing Devil's Advocate here) is that they can hide under the "pilot program" aspect of the course that the others aren't part of.

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