Beanburrito6501
Beanburrito6501 t1_j6h9qgd wrote
Reply to [WP] When the zombie apocalypse broke out, people rushed to army surplus stores for kevlar vests and guns. You however go to your local Medieval Times and stock up on chainmail and blades. by AlexYadaYada
With the wind rushing past my face, I screamed “FOR FORT GERALD!!!!” as I tore down a hill on the back of a shopping cart, covered in full dyed leather armor with “FORT GERALD” in all caps written on the back. I also carried a long halberd in one hand as i sped towards a shambling figure at the bottom of the hill, a monster i had taken to calling a zombie. Whoever it used to be, it wasn't human anymore, so i had very little remorse when i smashed the hammer end of my weapon into its cranium at mach speed. I slid the cart to a stop with a slight screech as the wheels scraped against the pavement I looked up at the broken sign in front of me, with one of the letters gone it spelled “WALL MA T” so, i had adequately dubbed it, the wall mat.
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Beanburrito6501 t1_j6h9zrp wrote
Reply to comment by Beanburrito6501 in [WP] When the zombie apocalypse broke out, people rushed to army surplus stores for kevlar vests and guns. You however go to your local Medieval Times and stock up on chainmail and blades. by AlexYadaYada
for reference, fort gerald is a shop called "geralds authentic midevil supplies"