Go to Hold Fast when they have a food truck on the lot.

Also he's a little sickly wiener baby

Because he's a runner get it

If anything Hawley should be headlining at a Faster Men Conference.

Idk if this is one of them but somebody put a Pepe sticker on the McDonald’s drive thru menu at the glenstone and cherry location

I’m not an expert but it’s possible one or more passengers made God mad, due to their avaricious hearts or mayhaps even gay thoughts

Break into the government cheese cave

That’s not gonna help your birth rate problems but aight

Big teeth need big dentist offices. You people with beta teeth would never understand

At the C-Street Farmer’s Market I’ve seen a booth that was just a fan selling BTS merch? I don’t know if that market’s closed for the winter but you might try there

Misleading. I did all those BJs and they never got me my trophy.

I mean I get what you’re trying to say with this meme but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t plan on doing those same two things this holiday weekend.

A group of hearses should be called a “hord”. Just to fuck with people who have to process the phrase “a hord of hearses”

Silent Hill’s appearance is personally tailored to the traumas of whomsoever is trapped in it.

But anyway the correct answer is Pyramid Head would have a Bass Pro logo on him

Different survival horror franchise

That’s more like it. Is that a carpet python?

Well doing that obviously puts you in Team Child Eating Python, luckily Fun Gap was here to get offended.

You’re the one who got upset my good bitch

Well I read the article before commenting so I feel free to nitpick the stock photo

Annoyed by the stock photo choice. That's a ball python, which tops out at like 3 feet, not meters. And are not native to Australia. They're not going to try to drag any kids away unless the kid is Thumbelina.

Appropriately placed graffiti there

I’d go out of state if you can. Missouri will kill you if anything goes wrong, because “””””pro-life”””””

Talk of the Town

Full disclosure I don't know anything about the leather side (I only ever go there for fossils and rocks) but just from looking around they seem to have a lot of resources, with classes and events and stuff. I'd give it a shot!

You might’ve done this already but you might ask Springfield Leather Company if they know anyone.