My mom called me one time and said “Well… your grandma is pregnant.” She then went on to tell me my grandma said she was pregnant and my mom told her “Mother, you haven’t had a uterus in over twenty years.” We laughed.

I also have a family that chooses to laugh over crying. Sometimes we do both. Best to you and your nan.

I thought any house giving out full candy bars was rich. If I went to your house as a kid, I’d think you were clearly a billionaire living in a modest suburban home and then spread rumors of your obvious massive wealth.

But I’d trade those gummy bears immediately.