Yes, they keep the money somewhere in a table drawer. But the robbers reasonably went for the most secured vaults. And there was only yogurt...

Your dad used the top notch cognitive dissonance techniques to make you look really different than other average boring boys and their families. Even if she would be able to break up with you after such a bonding - she would never forget you.

Something to remember when your grandson will bring his first girlfriend to your Christmas party.