CL_Doviculus
CL_Doviculus t1_j6eeajs wrote
Reply to comment by fishford42 in [WP] A man finds a genie's bottle, complete with a real live genie. Instead of blindly asking for wishes, he first asks politely for the genies advice on what to wish for. by mdsmestad
"A wise wish would be something you'd never get without me."
"I wish for a friend."
"That's your wisest wish yet."
I get that being trapped in a lamp for eons can make one a bit cranky, but damn.
CL_Doviculus t1_iya1vi3 wrote
Reply to comment by eggmaniac13 in [WP] As the emperor’s loyal advisor, you’ve been plotting an assassination plan behind his back for the past 15 months. Today, he called you into his private study to reveal that he knows exactly what you’ve been up to…and he wants you to go through with it. by Thatspretttyfunny
Not fratricide? Or is it both? Royalty family trees can get tricky sometimes.
CL_Doviculus t1_j6vyc1y wrote
Reply to comment by Musicarna in [WP] As a demon, you can't believe that you must concede defeat and offer a return on a person's soul. You tried to find every way to meet the transaction terms but could not. And it sounded like such easy thing too! "A soul in exchange for help with Comcast Customer Support" by trying2Bsocial
At least she is technically beatable, unlike Comcast.