Come fart station

Imagine you have to catch them as they run around the station.

Just fine them for .01% of their profits for a day like always. /s

Harmful effects of Billionaires buying out politicians is what we should be mad about.

It’s not just this, it’s everything. The city requires a permit for almost everything but most take an actual eternity to process. I’ve had permit requests sit for MONTHS before anyone got back to me, for something so simple that would take me a half-day to do. I mean if NYC wants tax money, I would imagine they should be processing permits a lot faster, so people can start buying and start paying the taxes.

“Hey how’s yours cities transit system funded?” “Through my Netflix”

If the system can’t sustain itself maybe it shouldn’t exist 🤷‍♂️ at least not in its current state

Imagine he lied about it

You can also get banned for 18 months

I can barely get city approval to remove like 30 asbestos tiles and you’re now telling me that people are building massive heavy skyscrapers on just dirt and the city was like “yeah sure why not, everyone else is doing it.” 💀

Special place in prison first

The cantilever will be fixed when it collapses and kills people. If I’m wrong I will be shocked.

He will show up to 1 meeting for a photo op and then proceed to never be seen again.

Unicron. Soon, the entire subway system will come to life and consume New Jersey. Freeing us from our eternal shackles.

Wait, which is the mascot and which is the garbage can?

Should I grab myself a hardhat and stick some Union stickers on it sir? 🫡

Id really like to know what the end game plan is? Do we stop taking migrants? Do we give them homes over long term New Yorkers who deserve it more? Do we continue to spend millions of dollars funding their hotel stays?

Part of the reason the Roman Empire sank was due to mass migration. It’s a problem that has no good solution. The issue majorly is that these people are not very employable, so they are at the mercy of what the state gives them. Each migrant right now costs more per month than the average income earned per New Yorker. It’s absolutely unsustainable. I’m all for helping people when I can, I get it, it’s a crisis. This can however bring NY and maybe the US to its knees. Even with affordable housing, NYC is one of the most expensive places to live in the world. So even if we gave every migrant a home, they would still require classes to learn the language, learn a trade or find a way to get a job. The issues can pile up through the ceiling. Sad truth of it all.

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Hit and run also. If you want we can even hit ‘em with the old “driving in the bus lane” violation.

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I wouldn’t live anywhere, without my furry friends.

Yeah, they also get some of the money back by auctioning off police cars. Someone will buy a gutted police car just for the engine build. I actually don’t know if they do it anymore though.

Because legal immigrants, like myself, dislike illegal immigrants. My family paid a very hefty price to live in NYC. Blood, sweat and tears literally. To come here illegally is to spit on people who worked for their citizenship, their visas and their green cards. It should require effort and commitment to live and work in NYC. Immigration is fine but illegal immigration is not. I agree the process should be easier and honestly cheaper (we paid about 20k a person over the course of 20 years to get US citizenship. From work visa, to sponsorship for a green card to eventual naturalization. I came here when I was 5 and finally became a US citizen at 25.)

Also probably worse

I think Eric Adams should spend a week living in one of his own shelters