"What weapon, officer? I just like to spread peanut butter on multiple slices of bread together. Saves lots of time."

I envisage crooked Indiana cops keeping illegal ninja stars handy, to 'plant' on suspects. Safer than a throw-away firearm, hey?

How about well-balanced throwing hatchets? Still legal and common?

I thought ninja golfers were just those we can't see. Hiding in the greenery, maybe, or behind a golf cart. If your balls suddenly move around, you know who/what to blame: Ninjas! Invisible forces! Yow!

Just wail till some USA jurisdiction authorizes silver-plated ninja-stars and throwing-knives to deal with mass uprisings of vampires and werewolves. No mercy for the undead!

The 2nd Amendment makes no mention of strangulation, nor edged / pointed weapons, nor firebombs. How careless of the Founding Fathers! (Note the absence of Mighty Mothers. Sad.)

Instead, the Constitution's authors and editors required that users of firearms be organized into a well-regulated militia. Like the National Guard unit I joined after my US Army service. Folks who want to possess firearms should be well-regulated, with monthly drills -- like the National Guard or Reserves.

Undisciplined shooters are more hazardous than untrained dogs and unschooled drivers. And when firearms, knives, and ninja stars are worshiped as holy objects, well... 8-(

Have you walked into a McD's and inhaled lately? If so, and you didn't puke, then your guts are stronger than mine. Enjoy.

I doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.

Am I real? My replaced joints (knees mostly) demand attention, so I guess at least those bits of me include observable reality. I try not to fake my thoughts, too. YMMV.

There exists at least one USA church with peyote as its sacrament. Look to the future! Psychedelic fungi, herbs, and cacti for all! If one or more deities reside within us, feed them well... or else...

That depends on your goal. Spiritual truth? Good luck. Community gatherings? Pass the wine and lemonade. Excuse for discrimination? Oh, that's traditional. Sales opportunities? None better!

With extended religious freedom, a church dedicated to a 'saintly' junky (like certain jazz musicians) should legally administer heroin as a sacrament, right? For churches of some rockstars, the sacred powder would be cocaine. St Leary's followers should be dosed with LSD. Hey, religious freedom is hot!

Some Mexican archeological sites have marked paths on the ruins for tourists to follow without causing more damage. Some have guards/guides on hand. Some stone structures are best avoided because monkeys living on them tend to throw rocks at humans. But all too many are open to casual sacrilege. Sad. 8-(

Joe Smith, formerly convicted of fraud, 'found' the Tablets of Moroni somewhere or other -- maybe in Latin America, but more likely in his own stateside studio. Via careful 'translation', Smith revealed sacred stuff to the world. I once resided near his base of operations. Strange place, Palmyra NY. Follow the tornado damage there for a hint of how divine powers reacted to Smith's efforts.

No, I doubt Joe Smith founded LDS for revolutionary terrorism -- more for just power and sex. That worked till he was lynched. Sad. 8-)

Our robotnik masters will be most displeased by this attitude. Watch for cybernetic vengeance. Y'all have been warned. Have a nice day. 8-)

I shudder at Mike Love fronting a weakened Beach Boys band in his 70s, singing: "I'm getting bugged, driving up and down the same old strip / I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip..." Ah, pathetic.

My take on it: a genuine Mad Scientist (or a rogue wizard) has mutated and bred (or conjured) carnivorous yard features. But which devoured people first: lawns, hot tubs, or unrepaired road potholes?

Could be worse. At least these Irish kids don't identify as sheep or priests. ;-)

Singapore authorities may administer many canings, but to what effect? Got any statistics?

How well does caning work as a deterrent? Any statistics? Why not just apply a horse whip, for REAL pain? Or lock-em in the stocks for a few days, hey?

No, the miscreants aren't to PERFORM canning, but to BE canned. In brine, vodka, heavy syrup, whatever. Yeah brine, for pickled politicians. Then I recall a cartoon of Bob Dill, the Singing Pickle with a Nobel. 8-)

Wild turkeys do not annoy us here at mid-elevation in California's central Sierra Nevada range. Pumas and foxes keep their numbers down. 8-)

Cf. FRITZ THE CAT and forget MCU.

I've not seen any superhero flicks since one of the early Superman efforts. I've skipped the whole MCU thang. I download comics (but not modern MCU -- tedious stuff) and play movies mentally in my fevered imagination. Saves on theatre costs, hey?

Would you be satisfied with a verdict of Satan Claus?