CletusCanuck
CletusCanuck t1_ixz307d wrote
Reply to comment by Falkerz in [WP] The research facility has been overrun. A lone scientists barricaded in his office readies a pistol to take as many of them with him as he can, but is shocked to see he is a naturally extremely skilled shooter. He begins singlehandedly reclaiming the entire complex where the guards failed. by Epictauk
SCP-7663 slot is open, OP. Go for it!
CletusCanuck OP t1_j8swghy wrote
Reply to comment by azaghal1988 in A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
He just happened to have a sack of dog crap in his suit pocket, at the theatre, where he is currently directing a performance. As one does. Sure.