Have you ever tried the chili cheese tots? It's the best of both worlds in one cardboard tray.

Haven't tried their sweet and sour, but their cashew is good.

I don't know, but it's sad that there are so many food snobs on here that you felt you had to preemptively apologize for which pizza place you like lest you be lynched by an angry mob of Local Guides.

Interesting. I haven't had Shanghai Inn since the Kimbrough and Battlefield location closed, they used to be my favorite. I'll have to try it again soon.

Weird, I've been going there about twice a month for years and I've never had any of those issues. I certainly never got chicken with bones there!

Are you talking about Chinese Chef on Campbell next to Burger King? As far as I know they only have one location.

Order the sauce on the side. I always do this with sweet and sour no matter where I go.

It's good, but it's different. They season the crust like regular fried chicken, I have to be in the mood for it.

If you want to fight I'll have to go home first and get my Nerf guns.

> being able to walk down a public street or chill in a park and smoke a j without fear of the man.

You're misinformed. Public consumption is not legal, it works pretty much the same as booze.

Hong Kong Inn is the most representative of Springfield cashew chicken. It's the quintessential version.

Chinese Chef is my favorite, though.

Nothing will change, anyone who wants weed has always been able to get it. A few people will try it for the first time, a handful will eat too many edibles, freak out and call 911. Life will go on as it always has.

Yeah, it's just a fan theory. The only part that I think is somewhat likely is that they might have gotten the name of the Arklay Mountains from the Ozark mountains.

It's a bit of a stretch, but here's a comment that summarizes it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/26didp/til_there_is_a_widely_supported_fan_theory_that/chq3cr0?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

I know, I just thought it was interesting since the two are closely associated.

There's actually a fan theory that Racoon City is based on Springfield.

Sorry, but this seems very made-up. If you're curious enough to post about it on Reddit it seems like you would have been curious enough to keep one of the flyers, or at least take a picture of one--especially considering it's happened multiple times. It also doesn't make any sense that a person or group would flyer cars in the same location multiple times with flyers that don't have any text, or at least a QR code.

My guess is you're trying to start an ARG to promote something, and you are testing to see if it'll get any traction before you bother to print these supposed flyers yourself.

"Remember to burn your trash in your BBQ grill on Tuesdays and Thursdays only."

"Try to keep the number of gutted vehicles on blocks in your front yard at four or fewer--more than that is considered unsightly."

"If your neighbor experiences the loss of a loved one, why not bring them over a freshly-cooked batch of meth? They will appreciate it!"

If you hadn't, I would have.

Not really. People should be able to do what they want with their money. As long as it's not hurting anyone, I don't care.

But the people I've seen playing those machines at gas stations don't typically seem happy and full of life to me, hence why I called them sad.

I don't really have an opinion on them either way, I was just hoping it was something cooler than that. Like something I might find fun.

We were right. It's just sad people in a dark room throwing money away.

Old video games would have been more my speed, but if I check it out I'll be sure to let you know so you can organize a protest with your church group.

That's what I was leaning towards, using Bradshaw's Razor for my reasoning: "In Springfield, the most depressing and mundane answer is likely the correct one."

No idea who is at fault here, but I used to live right by there, and it's common to see people fly through that intersection at 70+ mph. You also have to cross six lanes of traffic and a median to get across it. I personally wouldn't cross it at any time unless I absolutely had to, but especially not at night.

Cherokee is just down the road, and I used to see kids crossing it pretty frequently.