Oregano

Poor fella, many a man has been beguiled by the slutty penguins.

Cocaine probably isn't what I'd have chosen to deal with insane children. Maybe some Xanax and a glass of wine. The goal is to be so mellow the kids won't be able to get a reaction out of you and will adjust to the mellow vibes.

You as well good person of indeterminate gender.

Trans meme we're too cis to understand.

KFC= Kentucky Fried Cock

James bond prefers the babies from his lovers similar to his martinis...Shaken, not stirred.

Faux news focusing on the important issues as always.

Volkswa Genitalia

We see what we want. I see dick and balls everywhere, in the trees, in the clouds, the smile of a stranger passing by... Maybe I'm gay? Maybe it's Maybelline? Who knows..

Looks like a nutsack with a chopped dick.

Smuckers vented!

It happens on the internet<3 careful not to be crucified or they might make a big deal about it for years to come.

And my joke was "you were immaculately conceived" like Jesus. I was going along with your joke in another direction.

Jesus get off reddit! It's too vile for your pure soul.

Edit*To be clear I'm calling you Jesus Christ, not using it as an exclamation.

Asian pronunciation, L and R tend to both sound like R. So the joke is meant to be the guy who wanted his anus bleached, and due to his accent made it sound like he wanted to be fucked in the arse.

They go great together too

Out of fear of knocking some random up and being stuck with a baby (like many of my friends had actually done) I waited, I met a great girl, we dated, we fell in love and when the time was right we had sex, over a decade later and we're married with two kids both planned and loved dearly.

Sex is important in a relationship, if you're not in one start with the relationship first and work towards sex, there isn't an imaginary gate that opens up on losing ones virginity, you will still be as likeable as you were before sleeping with a hooker, maybe a little more confident, but you could get that same confidence by not putting sex on a pedestal.

That's not all the verification check is for though, public services use them all the time to send info that can be trusted. Most of the people selling and advertising products are already paying for thier post to be promoted anyhow.

Nobody wins on Twitter though.

Pay-for-all hellscape

Seriously, who is going to pay $20 a month for a blue check?

What we've learned is r/memes is more active than r/meme based solely on the comment count.

Let's go sunning, it's so good for you, Let’s go sunning Beneath the sky of blue, Greet the sun every morn Feel as free and happy as the day you were born!