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Criticalhit_jk t1_jeb0may wrote
Reply to comment by tbarr1991 in Florida's Current State by aswissguy
Not for rehiring purposes
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Reply to comment by darkkite in ‘Vulkan files’ leak reveals Putin’s global and domestic cyberwarfare tactics by pipsdontsqueak
Something tells me comparing video game bots in free VS paid games has shit all to do with russian state-sponsored misinformation and cyber warfare; especially when musk is seemingly doing everything he can to be a wex wuther
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Reply to TIL the milky way was named as such because of Hera's breaskmilk...An infant Hercules tried to nurse from her, and she threw him off. Allowing some milk to splash and creating the galaxy and all its stars... by Themakia
So... Our galaxy... Is made out of titty sprinkles?
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Reply to comment by killyourmusic in My 20-yr-old nephew didn't think he showed up looking like Michael Jackson until we showed him this. by Mchootin
Mama say mama saw mama coosa
Criticalhit_jk t1_je8nd44 wrote
Reply to Spoon Samurai, me, digital, 2023 by Lucracia07
Im starting to look forward to these little guys
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Reply to comment by Chckyrsix in Easy fix, me, digital collage, 2023 by wooligano
No, it's about recent news about Conservative efforts to ban books and art, which resulted in a principal of a school losing his job for having imagery of this world cultural heritage statue present for something or other. It's what this image that OP shared is flogging as a joke, presumably, with a title like "easy fix". It's absolutely reasonable to comment on current events when this is basically a political cartoon at heart
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Reply to comment by 0002millertime in Heavy workloads make employees feel a greater need for a break, but new research finds they may actually discourage employees from taking breaks at work despite causing high levels of stress, fatigue, and poor performance. by Wagamaga
And this, despite overwhelming evidence that shows they could be making more money if only their employees were well rested, well fed, well clothed, well homed and well educated.
You hear it alot, but it's always true. The cruelty is the point. They don't care how much they have - after a certain point increasing your buying power is meaningless after all. It's about having more than you and they'll go out of their way to stomp on the heads of anyone treading water to keep you there. They like how it feels
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Reply to comment by Surur in Global fresh water demand will outstrip supply by 40% by 2030, say experts by filosoful
So this blatant disregard for others, right? Access to water isn't exactly a new issue, so why has everybody gone the "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" route till now
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Reply to Beautiful database of fancy symbols (No Ads) by kilotovi
They've got both the ancient hindu, buddhist or whatever swastika as well as the really shitty one on there too. Probably could just omit that
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Reply to comment by Goldtec317 in Mikaela Shiffrin breaks all-time skiing record with 87th World Cup win | CNN by Levagabondsolitaire
This may be a joke but I was a bit confused at first myself; 87 world cup wins is neither 87 world cups nor 87 world cup wins, but 87 wins in different events over several world cups. She's only 27 afterall
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Reply to comment by ThatFinchLad in Welcome traveler by eikono_kame
Some kid in the corner covered in tp and a white balaclava pranking his mom, i think. Had to go back outside, turn on the camera and re enter to record it for posterity
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Reply to comment by VerticalYea in Train derails southeast of Gothenburg by dukefreak1995
Wait, couldn't they just leav-
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Reply to Carnival Row S2 Now Streaming! by spickerson
Wow I forgot this existed
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Reply to comment by 95castles in 'Mission accomplished': Ukrainian peewee hockey team arrives in Canada for Quebec tournament by 5221026
I stopped buying Doritos like 10 years ago, more or less, and since then have bought two bags and both had super oily wet chips and were gross.
Not really saying anything, but that sucked. Hope these kids enjoy their games
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Reply to comment by PhillyFansAre2Ply in Denmark wins third consecutive world championsship in handball by Kanstrup-
Van isle, here, and may I ask; wtf is handball?
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Reply to comment by ciarenni in 9 lives by PewPewAnimeGirl
My cat looks just like this when it shits somewhere it knows better than to shit.
Ascribing it's behavior to fear of human is mere guesswork
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Reply to comment by MrBrabbel in Random Cyborgs, Me, Pencil and Markers, 2023 by MrBrabbel
There's several. There's a cool 3D one that doesn't play like a side scroller. Not sure what it's called anymore since worms 3d is just modernized side scrolling like the OG iirc, like just the character models 'look' 3d, without the 1st person environment
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Reply to comment by Komrade_Yuri in We all think humans will destroy the earth, but in reality, Earth will destroy humans far before that. by cloudboy37
It's not as if actions do not have consequences; some things cannot be undone or magicked away. Humans have already done irreversible things to the planet and blindly assuming our guilt as a species will evaporate when we're gone is awfully optimistic
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Reply to comment by aDittyaDay in [WP] The world ended 20 years ago, you haven't found a living soul since then. Through some ingenuity, you call voicemails for the last 20 years to keep you company. "Hi, this is Cindy..." "Hi you reached Bob" "You know what to do at the beep" until one day "Hello...hello? Oh my God hello!" by killznhealz
The only thing that bugs me is the trinkets. Come on, it's a last man on earth situation and this guys out here collecting candy wrappers and broken belt buckles? I'm going hunting for lambos and $5,500 pocket knives long before I'm looking for round pebbles and bits of colored glass. Get me some nice kitchen knives, a dope ass wok and a wicked propane well for it. Is this guy shipwrecked or something
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Reply to comment by blxckhoodie999 in Historic ban on shark fin trade poised to become U.S. law by AmethystOrator
Because they're foreign caught fins - this is a targetted ban
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Reply to comment by ParticleDetector in You see more suns at night than in the daytime. by ParticleDetector
It probably wouldn't take me very long to find someone who unironically doesn't believe in the sun in this day and age, so don't take it too hard if someone disagrees with your verbiage regarding it
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Reply to comment by 4stringbrewer in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
That's cuz this guys on a mission grabbing it all to bring back north with em
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Reply to comment by what_on_roshar in Wayamba, Me, Digital, 2022 by joshdykgraaf
These guys are all over Chinese literature as well, I'm most familiar with a turt city as Patriarch Reliance from Er Gen's I Shall Seal the Heavens. Which, by the way, is fantastic
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Reply to comment by floralfemmeforest in The shrinking ozone hole shows that the world can actually solve an environmental crisis by wicke_s
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/26/climate/un-climate-pledges-warming.html
This doesn't exactly support the statistic the other guy stated, but it's a decent reflection of the facts
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Reply to local chic fil a with some casual cannibalism by Larrymentalboy
"eat the rich" was a great plan, until it backfired... Badly