Criticalhit_jk
Criticalhit_jk t1_itwsskf wrote
https://cdn.britannica.com/38/183738-004-284D759D/World-Data-Locator-Map-Qatar.jpg?s=1500x700&q=85
Anyone else confused as to whynthis guy was walking through Iran to get to qatar?
Criticalhit_jk t1_itws3f3 wrote
Reply to comment by jefuchs in Guy on the pier who is already missing a leg.. and recently lost his eye in a fishing accident. 🎃 by ChaseLambeth
Of course that's your top of all time. Why wouldn't it be!? That's hilarious. Good job
Criticalhit_jk t1_itkj1b7 wrote
Reply to comment by AlanZero in TIL that the famous author Thomas Pynchon has avoided publicity during his fifty-year career to the point that almost all known photos of him are from the 1950s. However, he voiced himself in two episodes of The Simpsons, where his dialogue consisted entirely of puns on the titles of his books. by IHad360K_KarmaDammit
This is reddit; they have to duel with narwhal tusks and bacon weave shields. It's tradition
Criticalhit_jk t1_itkiqjn wrote
Reply to comment by stinking_badgers in TIL that the famous author Thomas Pynchon has avoided publicity during his fifty-year career to the point that almost all known photos of him are from the 1950s. However, he voiced himself in two episodes of The Simpsons, where his dialogue consisted entirely of puns on the titles of his books. by IHad360K_KarmaDammit
My grandma always had family in Germany send fantastic little marzipan sculptures to her house here in Canada for Christmas. I shit you not they'd send boxes of the stuff - one for eating and one for displaying. They wound up building a bookshelf, basically, that filled up one whole wall to keep them on. Mice, cats, soldier shaped nutcrackers, reindeer, a whole ass nativity scene. All kinds of shit
Criticalhit_jk t1_itflknk wrote
Reply to comment by NothingISayIsReal in This week's bismuth crystals for your viewing pleasure. by BismutNL
Your statement and username just killed an AI somewhere
Criticalhit_jk t1_itaabtf wrote
Reply to comment by nosotros_road_sodium in Voter fraud charges dropped against Hervis Rogers, Houston man who waited hours to vote in 2020 by nosotros_road_sodium
In almost 100 years as a penal colony there were only about 168k prisoners, from like 3 different nations. 168k incarcerations... That's like any Monday morning in the states.
Where's the joke, now?
Criticalhit_jk t1_irz30d2 wrote
Reply to comment by vikt_r in New York residents who don't want to choose a gender can now choose "X" as a gender marker on a New York State license by maxcrazy
Honestly imagine taking this license somewhere like Texas or Alaska. It's like wearing a kick me sign in grade school except the bullies have guns and can't be prosecuted, fired, questioned or investigated
Criticalhit_jk t1_itzds2k wrote
Reply to comment by ferfuksakes in what I wish my dreams looked like. by [deleted]
lsd when you just banged off the last three whippits