Please lube it up first

I talked to God real quick. He said to tell you that you better call Saul.

You clearly don't know how good attorneys work, just the ones you see on tv. You want an attorney that can clearly and articulately state what ordinance they are violating to get them to correct it, not someone that will just curse at them and yell. You seem to want to do the latter yourself, why pay someone to do it for you?

On the south side around there Roots has excellent food and coffee and is a local business on top of that. For chains First Watch and Big Biscuit are better.

I go in the back and wash mine for them. /s

Madhouse can be a gamble to get a table. I would do European cafe.

I saw pictures of someone exploring Heers years ago before the renovation that were very impressive. My old man brain now lacks the Google-fu skills to try to track them down and the new building owns the top Google results any more.

I know it's slim pickings. Friends have had good luck with therapists online if you're comfortable doing it over the computer. So I would keep that as an option to avoid a long drive.

Exactly and the seats never bothered me. You could always find seats with no one in front of you to stretch out more.

Going to miss it. Living downtown it was nice to be able to walk a few blocks and you were at the theatre. Plus it was always dead even for major openings. Last time I was there was for Maverick on opening night and there were only 20 people in the whole auditorium. Which I'm sure played some very very minor small part in its closing.

When I did my search a few years ago for a new place pretty much the nicer complexes were the same with the same amenities and pricing. Even floor plans were almost the same. Just pick the area of town you want to live in and look at the complexes there.

In this weather or when it's warmer?

Several of the major roads in town are often mistaken as being the responsibility of the city. Kansas Exp & Glenstone for example are handled by MoDOT because they are maintained by the state. If I remember correctly Sunshine is as well.

There are no bad dogs, only bad owners

Suddenly having flashbacks to my goth high school days in the 90s when I gatekeeped wanna-be goths that only listened to Marilyn Manson and had no idea who the Bauhaus or Sisters of Mercy were.

Library Center will do it at the same time you go to do your passport paperwork with them for like a $15 fee

As a fellow dude with longer hair I just see a woman stylist that I am one of only like 2 male clients she has. She's fully booked and not taking new clients unfortunately. Ask any women friends who they see and get in with one of their stylist.

Better yet require churches to house the homeless population just like Jesus would actually want them to.

I thought of another, let's pass a city ordinance banning the house on National near Grand from putting out any more of their idiotic messages.

Statistically maybe but go drive the new one at Glenstone/Republic/60 and see the cluster mess that is now.

You're going to get downvoted to hell by the white knights on Reddit that never volunteer their time with the homeless in town but sure think we should help them out, but I'll give you your one upvote for this.

Shows at Blue Room Comedy Club are always good.

Here's a more realistic one. Turn downtown into a pedestrian zone by barricading off South Avenue at Walnut to the Square (make the Square pedestrian only as well) on Friday & Saturday nights and allow open alcohol containers on the street.

Don't like mega churches not even located in Springfield have a say in Springfield city policy.

I did my masters at Drury and undergrad at MSU. I liked it a lot as a school and wish I had done my undergrad there too in hindsight. My brother did his undergrad there and absolutely loved the program and lived on campus all 4 years and had a good time. My only other thought is that maybe because of its size it does feel like its own world compared to the other colleges. The Drury students partied together and rarely ventured out downtown to the bars from what I ever knew.