Not true. OOP does not understand the word "bub". Get him, boys!

Okay okay, semi-joking aside, I've never heard "bub" that much and I've been in Maine for over 20 years. I'm more inclined to hear a simple "Hey there" from older Mainers and "dude" or "bro" from the younger ones.

You just can't half-ass this shit when it comes to journalism. You have to give it your whole ass. Your whole entire ass.

Gotta say, I admire you continuing to fight the good fight. Keep it up!

Why do you need to know? What aspect of your life will this knowledge be so important for? Do enlighten us!

You mean the same guy who called everyone who disagreed with him an OOSer a couple weeks back?

Yeah...this reeks of him.

Ah...I kind of figured it was a suicide attempt to some degree or another. My apologies for your loss.

Where does it say that in the article? Do you know this woman personally or?

Sarcasm isn't easily deciphered in text.

Less than a whole-ass week. Fucking madlads.

Cut corners, get fucked!

Oh no. Biddeford Walmart has the same issue. It's just far, far less frequent.

But of course. If kids can't reach out to their parents about LGBTQ+ matters, they only have a select few avenues that aren't online--teachers, a therapist if they're seeing one, or their friends, to name a few. Depends on the person, of course, but all three groups have a far higher chance of being understanding if a student comes out as gay/transgender/etc. than a parent would.

Martin's Point, like every other hospital and doctor's office in Maine, is short-staffed and swamped with patients. If that wasn't the case, they would have called you beforehand.

This has never happened to me and I've been with them for well over a decade. I wouldn't go anywhere else but Martin's Point. Lighten up and be understanding.

March also isn't bad for a reschedule, either. It's a good sign that stuff is easing up juuuuust a little on the scheduling front.

But work also depends on the physical and mental capacity of the employee. Can't lift and move shit around with a busted knee, for example.

...you come to realize that the cold snaps never bothered you anyway.

OP doesn't even specify why he doesn't have a job. Is it laziness? Is it lack of physical and/or mental capability? Is it transportation issues? You don't know. No one knows. Slow your roll.

The deer really sells it.

And better public transportation.

Yeeeeah...speaking as someone that was in a heavy traffic jam going onto this highway, this is definitely needed. That line going to the light that connects the off-ramp to Industrial Park Road can get pretty insane.

He said the one-way portal would be a good way to "avoid the lard-asses that push their carts at a half-mile-per-hour".

> Sunday morning visit

> Sunday morning

> feels way busier

Well there's the issue.

Ah yes, because what people should do in a parking lot is go full Sonic the Hedgehog and book it across the lot like there's a pile of free money and you have to get it first. Walking? You a pussy or something? Real men and real women run. This is track and field, bitch, not a springtime stroll!

Nice job showing your fatphobia, by the way. Gives me a good insight into one of the regulars of this subreddit.

Anything involving working with the disabled. Those careers have been suffering for years and it's only gotten worse and worse with each passing year. It's a most-needed job now, but no one has the time, the patience, and the tolerance to work with such a vulnerable population for very little pay.

No. It's just that the Biddeford Target has been slacking on renovations for years unlike its SoPo cousin, which boasts a grocery section and new carts. (TBF though, it looks better on the outside than the outdated SoPo location. So there's that.)

I made the comparison because Target and Walmart are like siblings. The same issue with people running into this pole also happens at the Biddeford Walmart, though definitely not as frequent as what happens in Auburn.

Okay, the barriers are fine. I can understand the barriers.

But what in the holy McFuck does the light-up stop sign add? People aren't usually ramming into it front-first, they knock it over because they're turning to the left. Slap those bad boys on the back and maybe you have something.

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Your move, Biddeford. You may not have the money to renovate the Target, but you can at least do this. Play your damn cards.

But did it hiss at you, though?

What's a "sweater"? What's a "jacket"? Goddamn kids these days have the weirdest terminology for shit...back in my day we used the fat on our bodies!