You're a "local restaurant" foodie and not a "chain restaurant" foodie.

Ooh, hadn't even thought of ski goggles. Will have to get a pair and try 'em out, thank you!

Almost feels like OP was born and grew up after those ads died out and is completely unaware that "no line is safe to touch, evah" is Jim Wright's iconic catchphrase that a lot of Mainers who were born before OP remember.

Would explain their stupidity.

Don't blame her, blame the person who pissed her off in the first place.

(Disclaimer: I didn't do it this time, I swear. No appointments or nuffin'.)

We're gonna go snowblow when the wind dies down and decides not to be a bitch to glasses-wearers like ourselves.

Yeah, y'know what, you're right.

I'd die as a drunk driver chugging shots sooner than I'd die from alcohol poisoning.

You haven't seen what's coming Saturday and all the people panicking about it, I see.

If an obese autistic woman like me can do it, so can you.

...I'm starting to think I should get this imprinted on my shirt and my hoodie and wear it everywhere I go. Seriously, people.

How about turn your fucking lights on in the fucking daytime, you dumbass rube.

Dear God, I could kill myself from alcohol poisoning from all the cars I see that don't turn their headlights on, whether it's in snowy weather or a clear day. They aren't in the hands of CMP, it's okay to turn them on.

Ah yes, let me just take the checks notes 2-3 days to walk on my own two feet to the town three over from me for work. It's fiiiine, the big chiefaroni loves me, I totally won't get fired or anything. Won't get my pay docked. Won't get yelled at. Nothing will happen, because I'm special!

Funny enough, that's what the camera on my rental car looked like the other day. It was a pain to back up...mainly because I'm not used to driving big bulky vans vs. sedans and such. But I made it work and I didn't kill anyone. W.

Close! It's Lone Star Steakhouse, which came after Bonanza closed at that location.

You have to wonder if this was an intentional move and they knew...

Nope. This was around the corner.

Numerous people got it--it was Bonanza, or Lone Star Steakhouse (what it was after 1998 when Bonanza closed).

Bingo! Someone else guessed Bonanza which came before Lone Star, but you're the first to say it outright.

Nope. It was Lone Star Steakhouse!

Close. I did punch it into Google and came up with Lone Star Steakhouse, which came from Bonanza in that location in 1998.

So ding ding ding, you are correct! throws confetti

I can rest easy now, thank you.

Nope. That was up the road where CSL Plasma now is. Never went there.

Nope. Friendly's is around the corner and still kicking. I do have fond memories of going there too, though.

Plus public transportation here sucks mega-ass. That too. I can't speak for trains, but the busses? Yeah...no. It's improving but not by much.

My God...you all were right. It's become a tourist trap. The sign's become a tourist trap.

Damn, I was expecting the worst. Glad they're found safe!

Ah finally, the acting break I've been looking for! They can cast someone with a real intellectual disability who plays a character against her skills.

All those trees and moosen have to go somewhere.

Ah yes, SNOW. The finest vanity plate in Maine.