Since I've moved upstate I've met several people who believe with all earnestness. All anyone believed where I'm from is that you can't get a decent cheesesteak north of Allentown.

I work nights and for the past couple of days, when I wake up in the afternoon the trees are so beautiful and the light so golden I just have to go out on the porch and take it in. The maples are particularly beautiful right now.

At this point, this guy is Sideshow Bob stepping on rake after rake.

Here's another pro tip for you speaking as a dispatcher... If you have the misfortune of getting a dui and have to call a "responsible party" to collect you... It is likely that person will have their license run before you leave. So make sure they don't have any outstanding warrants. Or a suspended license. Or no insurance. Or a trifecta.

Sometimes I miss Chester County.

Yep. Makes me real comfortable to be in a town where his sign is on so many yards.

Right now it's calling for 56 and partly cloudy on Monday.

Conspiracy Coffee is another good breakfast choice if you are wanting to try something else. (no aspersions on Eddie's...) it is just on the left immediately after you turn left at the light downtown by the bank. I would go to the canyon, the leaves are gorgeous right now.