Not bad.

Nothing to do with Christianity. Reread the joke and notice which team he played for.

Good Dad joke.

Upvoted,

Than it is good that I'm an orphan. My parents passed away 15 years before I was born.

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Wow I really like the grocery bag idea. Thank you.

If this were any colder it could freeze the Amazon.

There is only one: a new valve.

Did you also steal this jokes social security check?

I liked the last line...

There should be two very thin wires attached to the doorbell that make a connection when the door bell is pushed. That is what activates the doorbell. They should be approx. 20v. Connect the two wires by touching with a piece of wire that still has the sheathing everywhere but the ends.

Take the Ring off and jump across the two wires; the door bell should ring. If not the problem is elsewhere.

Plexiglass is way too soft for a table top; everything will scratch it.

But if still want to go that route, I wouldn't consider anything thinner than 1/2".

How?

Do you hear clicks when you move to other positions?

I asked that question because I think that the thermostat is a rheostat and adjusts between low and hi. In other words, I do not think that you have a 3 position switch.

I laughed out loud.

The problem is most likely the valve body is pitted or worn allowing water to seep past the O-rings. Another possibility is thread distortion resulting from trying to shut off the drip by over tightening the valve. There are many videos on repair processes, but the success rate of these repairs is significantly short of universal.

Try the repairs because they are relatively inexpensive. Then door #2 is replacement of the valve.

Not a concern here. Cement backerboard was introduced in the 1980's, well past the asbestos days.

That is what I've done. Pretty much idiot proof.

I wonder if TV had anything to do with shortening the parade route?

When you loop the wires around the screws make sure the loop direction is in the direction the screw tightens. This helps ensure optimal contact.

You always thinking of the welfare of others.

Without pictures your question is the equivalent of one hand clapping.

This is the way that I would do it.