Empire2k5
Empire2k5 t1_j8lseu6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a trip with my cousin by beansummmits
Hmmm I suppose she doesn't have a ccw? If not and she caught it with, yeah shes fucked.
Empire2k5 t1_j80jql1 wrote
This better be bait. No way can this be real, if so your a very shitty person.
Empire2k5 t1_j7qlnlp wrote
Reply to LPT: If you keep being a jerk to Amazon customer support for 1 hour and repeat the same thing with different words, they will gift you at least a $10 gift card by [deleted]
Lol, or I can be nice and probably be rewarded sooner.
Empire2k5 t1_j6mh0f5 wrote
Reply to LPT: While cussing may feel good, it feels distracting for your conversation partner and detracts from the effectiveness of your communication. Try to use descriptive, clean words. You will come across as much more understandable and respectable. by [deleted]
Swearing can be very effective, bs tip.
Empire2k5 t1_j6mgmst wrote
Doesn't work that way, I'll still forget
Empire2k5 t1_j6mgayr wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
Couldn't get past first couple sentences. Wall of text, using tinder to find friends? Educate each other? Nope.
Empire2k5 t1_j5ooet6 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are in a place where you don't want to sneeze, but you feel your nose start to tickle, pinch the area just above your nostrils. This should reduce the feeling of wanting to sneeze. You don't have to fully close the nostrils even. by RegalDreamer
Sneezing feels to good, I'm not holding back for anyone/thing
Empire2k5 t1_j5o4utq wrote
Reply to TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
I'm calling the cops and cps.
Empire2k5 t1_j5liv02 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are looking at your phone while stopped at a red light, hold the phone up in front of you rather than looking down at it. You will notice when the light changes and traffic starts moving. by no_username_for_me
Or you know, don't look at your fucking phone while driving.
Empire2k5 t1_j5exxmh wrote
Reply to LPT: Ask for no ice in your fountain drink, it will still be cold and you will get 25-50%(depending on the server) more product. by CN2498T
Fuck soda. Water is king.
Empire2k5 t1_j58c4gn wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to hide BF getting a new job by telling my manager the worst thing by McNuggeteer
Guessing he's not giving a two weeks notice, so it's none of the managers business. and who cares anyways if he already has another job lined up??
Empire2k5 t1_j4zs7j7 wrote
Jesus wall of text, that hurt my eyes. My word of advice, you have more growing up to do, as others have said. and probably find someone closer to your age. Idk how someone in their mid 20's date people just outta high school.
Empire2k5 t1_j1ghk1r wrote
Reply to comment by False_Influence_9090 in LPT: Buy two snow shovels by EfficiencyArchitect
Exactly
Empire2k5 t1_j1f8wq3 wrote
Reply to LPT: Buy two snow shovels by EfficiencyArchitect
Just buy a snowblower pleb
Empire2k5 t1_j1a4yel wrote
Reply to comment by Traditional_Shoe6893 in LPT: Don't spy on your SO to try to catch them cheating. If you can't trust them, just break up. by 5YOChemist
This. It really isn't that easy. Had a girl keep manipulating me to stay after every time I tried breaking up, till I finally got hurt enough to just tell her to fuck off and lost all feelings for her.
Empire2k5 t1_j15j08w wrote
Reply to comment by ThrowawayLocal8622 in LPT Request: How do you say "Yes" if someone asks if they're being annoying? by eiriee
Exactly. It's a pretty rare occurrence because I'm not going to constantly be around someone who annoys me, and if it's someone I know well then they understand where I'm coming from and won't care if I tell them they are being annoying.
Empire2k5 t1_j15hhvc wrote
I just tell them straight up. Don't be so soft.
Empire2k5 t1_iycvbp6 wrote
Reply to LPT: brush your teeth early if you’re trying to cut back on late night eating by sudonathan
Doesn't work. Unless brush right before bed, if I do it "early" toothpaste taste will be mostly gone.
Empire2k5 t1_ixw3mwu wrote
Reply to LPT: saying “No one is [seriously] hurt but something happened.” While starting a phone call after an accident or incident will save stress by Artistander
Well that's no fun, gotta build up the tension/anxiety.
Empire2k5 t1_ixtgl4h wrote
Reply to LPT: If your microwave dies, donate the glass tray before throwing out the appliance. Someone has broken theirs and will love finding it at a thrift store. by pioneertele
I'm throwing it and breaking it. Local goodwill said no
Empire2k5 t1_ixq8skh wrote
Reply to comment by lumpyspacebear in LPT: Place silverware at the END of the buffet, not at the beginning by whereverYouGoThereUR
Than no silverware for them. Simple.
Empire2k5 t1_ixo604r wrote
Reply to LPT: Place silverware at the END of the buffet, not at the beginning by whereverYouGoThereUR
Put silverware at the seats...
Empire2k5 t1_ixmxp2s wrote
Reply to comment by PrisonerV in LPT: Just because it’s a holiday doesn’t mean you have to spend it with family/loved ones who are detrimental to your mental health. Happy Thanksgiving! by SirCSquared
How about next year then?
Empire2k5 t1_ixmxfvb wrote
Reply to comment by PrisonerV in LPT: Just because it’s a holiday doesn’t mean you have to spend it with family/loved ones who are detrimental to your mental health. Happy Thanksgiving! by SirCSquared
But I thought we were friends? :(
Empire2k5 t1_j8n9i9u wrote
Reply to comment by beansummmits in TIFU by going on a trip with my cousin by beansummmits
Conceal and carry....