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Fetlocks_Glistening t1_ja5csuh wrote
Yeah, let's just admit we were being stupid and apply to rejoin already
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_ja59ncv wrote
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_ja4r64n wrote
Reply to comment by Ripcord2 in An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
So if that's your last name and you somehow get hired, you've got a job for life?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_ja4kfoy wrote
Reply to Natural cow environments?? by unusualkind
I'm not sure I'd recognise the inside of a dog's stomach by sight
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_ja46986 wrote
Reply to The Don't Fell Off My Cup by ImAnAlien9001
Time has not been kind to Samantha Fox...
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_ja4442r wrote
Reply to comment by myNinthRealName in I think my banana is possessed by a demon by rabid_god
Trapped on the inside??
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_ja43ry9 wrote
Why do they specifically want a comedian to do it?? Are they like targetting a clown and want to send a message?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_ja01sm9 wrote
Reply to TIL that despite having brains the size of poppy seeds, bees are able to recognize and remember human faces. In a study, researchers paired images of human faces with sugar-laced water, and bees were able to recognize and remember the faces even when the reward was no longer present. by MaleficentTop6074
There I am, brain the size of a planet, and you ask me to pick out faces?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9zycv3 wrote
Had no idea there was a money value to crisp shapes. How much do you get if you get an Elvis?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9znv91 wrote
Reply to comment by Calamitous_Stars in A kidnapping victim is going to jail. The reason? Asking for a bribe not to testify by skyflyer8
Why wouldn't you say "most" if it accurately represents "way over 50%" mathematical expression?
It's a pretty simple law enforcement statistic of gang and drug related kidnappings, of which there's an overwhelming majority when we're talking adults, and in those the victim typically is a proper crim himself and won't snitch, so refuses to deal to law enforcement immediately on being freed. Downvoting mathematics?
With children it's overwhelmingly custody disputes.
PS If you're thinking primarily of trafficking, it's a totally different crime, doesn't need to involve kidnapping, so the two are completely different statistics not to be confused.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9vtule wrote
Reply to A kidnapping victim is going to jail. The reason? Asking for a bribe not to testify by skyflyer8
You know most kidnappings are bad on bad, like drug dealer debts to each other. So no surprise really
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9vtmxd wrote
Reply to My supermarket has put Easter eggs where the regular eggs would normally be. by InspiringMalice
Easter? It's bleeding February still, for god's sakes!!
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9v2w04 wrote
Reply to TIL That Toronto, the largest city in Canada, is not only south of London, Paris, and Berlin, but also south of Milan, Italy. by scorr204
Last time I looked, it was West
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9sxpt5 wrote
Reply to Diesel features mountain of 200,000 condoms on runway at Milan Fashion Week by Crazy-News59
Fashion industry trying to join the balloon discussion in its own special way
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9spxtg wrote
"Darling, it's not small and crooked. It's all natural and organic!"
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9r1zpb wrote
Reply to comment by autotldr in Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by greatdevonhope
Turnips are good eatin'!
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9r1woy wrote
Reply to comment by dawgblogit in Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by greatdevonhope
What's wrong with turnips!? I like turnips!! Roasted, or lightly steamed.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9m1zf3 wrote
Reply to Like father like son. by JarvSpark
So small his lightsaber is
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9gocfe wrote
Reply to TIL that ligers (the offspring of a male lion and female tiger) are the largest big cat because, unlike lionesses, female tigers do not possess growth-limiting genes to counter the growth-maximising genes of male lions. by argh-ok
If they're largest big cat, then they're... the largest cat?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9gl0kx wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
When they say "don't engage", they mean don't give him cookies, don't they?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9c50dc wrote
Reply to comment by alienassfarm16 in The position a buddy passed out in at a bachelor party by QuiGonGiveItToYa
Yeah, why did you click that?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9ad4gb wrote
Reply to Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
Yeah, that grit gets into places!
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j95ew0d wrote
I am so hoping the red things are free-flowing ribbons attached to a blue triangle
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jabtics wrote
Reply to TIL: You Can Tattoo Your Eyes But Eye Tattooing Comes with Dangerous Risks by Malixshak
Why does she have bits of dirt on her face?