Fetlocks_Glistening
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdsj4om wrote
Reply to comment by nzhockeyfan in TIL: 5 pin bowling was invented in Canada - and is mostly only played in Canada by sammer003
"House balls. He-he, Beavis, he said house balls".
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdrrmog wrote
Reply to comment by ProBono16 in Going back in time to kill baby Hitler by luvs_animals
Or to want the toys bad enough so that you'd still make the machine just to go back for them
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdq9736 wrote
So that's how we get pot noodles, from inside vegetables!?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdq6hap wrote
Reply to An accurate height comparison. by Washpedantic
I thought planes flew higher than that, but..
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdq61sn wrote
Reply to comment by trai_dep in TIL Early Superman comics taught kids how to achieve super-strength through exercises in lifting armchairs, getting a super-grip, and achieving super-vision by glancing at distant and near objects repeatedly by Ok_Copy5217
That's not the crypto he meant!
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdog0i8 wrote
Reply to My partner told me that sometimes... by oldschoolpong
Can't reach her. Glass door is ok.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdo3rkx wrote
Reply to The deal of a lifetime by Umzzie
Well, think about it this way - you're getting the only one real physical can. A proper original. As compared to say, one of a series of prints of a soup can.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdn5llh wrote
Reply to TIL a US congressman once wielded an 18-inch club made from a walrus penis bone in a congressional hearing. by gregmck
They should really make that a mandatory part of the proceedings
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdn4w8l wrote
Everybody can be a pilot once
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdlmkpv wrote
Reply to comment by MaserGT in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
That's what he meant by "utilities"
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdjhg0l wrote
Reply to comment by DryCrack321 in Happy to be in fashion by francistheoctopus
If he can manage to move his feet to catch up with the victim, he might indeed inflict mortal levels of concern over his malnourishment and weird taste in clothes
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdhicny wrote
Reply to "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. Feast upon my vanquished enemies. Yaaaaay!!!" by StoopidHippie
So the label for pork chops will have Miss Piggy, and the one for roast chicken - Big Bird?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdfdfax wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Umm.. how come they zeroed in on those two specific alternatives, rather than, say, mud, sand, cellulose or plastic?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdf1o7a wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIL that at the Battle of Aspern-Essling in 1809, one of the French Generals was decapitated, while he was talking to a friend. by VengefulMight
"If you can't keep your head when all around you are losing theirs..."
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdeyv77 wrote
Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
Would've been better with "tastes like" at the end.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jckgauo wrote
Reply to comment by Toad32 in TIL sitting U.S. President Harry Truman went for a 440-foot deep ride on captured German submarine U-2513 in 1946 by ElMontolero
Listened to it many times in my day! Maximum velocity!
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jcjot6t wrote
Reply to comment by BrokenEye3 in TIL sitting U.S. President Harry Truman went for a 440-foot deep ride on captured German submarine U-2513 in 1946 by ElMontolero
Might sink, mightn't it? And then where would you be?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jbp54qa wrote
Reply to B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
And sold it. Third time this month, too. Damn annoying accident
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jbl2cqz wrote
Well most anything is "possible", it's just that probabilities are pretty damn low
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jb628iv wrote
Reply to A French photographer offers an unexpected view of the United States — through its many strip clubs by SelectiveSanity
For science! He visited all of them for science!!
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jaetef7 wrote
Reply to comment by GonzoVeritas in TIL that +/- 42k years ago, the “Adam’s Event”, a reversal of Earth’s magnetic poles, may have led to the extinction of mega fauna, Neanderthals, and forced humans into caves as the earth experienced intense periods of cosmic radiation, solar winds, electrical storms, and drastic climate change. by GonzoVeritas
Should be Adams's then, innit
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jaet9f7 wrote
Reply to comment by mercifulcrocodile in TIL that +/- 42k years ago, the “Adam’s Event”, a reversal of Earth’s magnetic poles, may have led to the extinction of mega fauna, Neanderthals, and forced humans into caves as the earth experienced intense periods of cosmic radiation, solar winds, electrical storms, and drastic climate change. by GonzoVeritas
It was either 42k years ago, or will occur 42k years in the future. Ommmm...
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jaeedqv wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Because it fries their brain and they don't turn into adults!
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jaecptg wrote
Am I the only one bothered by the really annoying and bothersome mathematical contradiction?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdsj6z2 wrote
Reply to TIL: 5 pin bowling was invented in Canada - and is mostly only played in Canada by sammer003
What, not enough pins?