FishPasteGuy OP t1_iye5adw wrote on November 30, 2022 at 6:52 PM

Reply to comment by Standard_Ad4973 in I went to join the gym today. Almost made it. by FishPasteGuy

I actually ordered my first McRib ever a couple weeks ago. Worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth and I’ve put some seriously questionable things in my mouth.

FishPasteGuy OP t1_iyd3srt wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:46 PM

Reply to comment by DfenselessOldLady in I went to join the gym today. Almost made it. by FishPasteGuy

Finally, a workout diet I can get behind.

FishPasteGuy OP t1_iyd0c05 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:20 PM

Reply to comment by Texcellence in I went to join the gym today. Almost made it. by FishPasteGuy

There’s another way to treadmill?

FishPasteGuy OP t1_iyd08pk wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:19 PM

Reply to comment by LegHole3 in I went to join the gym today. Almost made it. by FishPasteGuy

Stop stalking me.

FishPasteGuy OP t1_iycm7ee wrote on November 30, 2022 at 12:10 PM

Reply to comment by BMSmudge in I went to join the gym today. Almost made it. by FishPasteGuy

Did you just have a stroke?

FishPasteGuy OP t1_iyckwkn wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:55 AM

Reply to comment by Kamran421 in I went to join the gym today. Almost made it. by FishPasteGuy

Believe me, I plan to spend my maximum morning time near this gym.

FishPasteGuy OP t1_iu57z7b wrote on October 28, 2022 at 5:13 PM

Reply to comment by iasazo in You’re always eating your own snot but it’s only considered gross if you take it out the front first. by FishPasteGuy

Prude.

FishPasteGuy OP t1_iu40uwk wrote on October 28, 2022 at 12:01 PM

Reply to comment by Eafeaturerequest in You’re always eating your own snot but it’s only considered gross if you take it out the front first. by FishPasteGuy

You must be fun at kids’ parties.

“Yeah but kids, the rabbit was in the hat the whole time.”

FishPasteGuy OP t1_itskud2 wrote on October 26, 2022 at 12:09 AM

Reply to comment by Vegas_off_the_Strip in My mother, dressed up for a Boy George look-alike competition somewhere in the mid 80’s. She came 2nd. by FishPasteGuy

I don’t like being called strange but you’re totally welcome.

FishPasteGuy OP t1_itsknv1 wrote on October 26, 2022 at 12:07 AM

Reply to comment by neutrino71 in My mother, dressed up for a Boy George look-alike competition somewhere in the mid 80’s. She came 2nd. by FishPasteGuy

Missed opportunity to start it!

FishPasteGuy OP t1_itq8qkx wrote on October 25, 2022 at 2:47 PM

Reply to comment by Simply_dgad in My mother, dressed up for a Boy George look-alike competition somewhere in the mid 80’s. She came 2nd. by FishPasteGuy

Seriously, where did he touch you?

FishPasteGuy OP t1_itpofxl wrote on October 25, 2022 at 12:11 PM

Reply to comment by Vegas_off_the_Strip in My mother, dressed up for a Boy George look-alike competition somewhere in the mid 80’s. She came 2nd. by FishPasteGuy

That makes total sense! I’ll relay that to my mother because it’s been about 37-38 years and she still talks about her disappointment for losing. 😆

FishPasteGuy OP t1_itpnuwd wrote on October 25, 2022 at 12:06 PM

Reply to comment by Poison-DoNotLick in My mother, dressed up for a Boy George look-alike competition somewhere in the mid 80’s. She came 2nd. by FishPasteGuy

The real irony? Turns out my dad was a real ugly young woman.

FishPasteGuy OP t1_itonygw wrote on October 25, 2022 at 4:31 AM

Reply to comment by Important_Box5685 in My mother, dressed up for a Boy George look-alike competition somewhere in the mid 80’s. She came 2nd. by FishPasteGuy

I thought I remembered hearing a story once that he did enter a look-alike contest and came, like, 7th or something. Tried to look it up now but I guess I remembered wrong since I can’t find anything.

FishPasteGuy OP t1_itom4we wrote on October 25, 2022 at 4:13 AM

Reply to comment by Scared_Variation_521 in My mother, dressed up for a Boy George look-alike competition somewhere in the mid 80’s. She came 2nd. by FishPasteGuy

Some guy who could apparently also do some signature Boy George twirl or something.