did you folks know that a certain someone that regularly posts to r/Rva does an impeccable owl impression?

Cooper, the older golden lab passed recently

no, I’m telling you that you were being an asshole to a student journalist, so much so that several people had to tell you to stop

yeah, no, you had several comments telling you to chill the fuck out because what you were doing was totally normal

given that I didn’t write several comments harassing a student journalist yesterday, yeah, I feel pretty good about how I spent my time

don’t you have anything better to do with your time?

my favorite pokémon memories used to be sneaking a bit of Blue under my desk during French class, but now it’s running through the open world in the latest one with my son by my side

my brain is broken because I read your first restaurant suggestion and my brain filled in “boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew”

oh man, i can’t believe they got rid of all showings before 730, what a bummer

fwiw, with the given story points, his baggage being lost is more on DFW airport than RIC, which absolutely tracks

they once misplaced my child when he was an unaccompanied minor

cool! now that they have a new name, I totally forgot that the owner is a piece of shit that sexually harasses people

M3GAN was a wonderful surprise.

🎶🎵in the aaaarrrms oooof an aaaaaangelllll🎵🎶

don’t underestimate the power of a quick gasp, much like you’d do to excite a dog. it used to distract my son all the time.

i’ve had work done by two amazing artists at Salvation Tattoo, love the pieces.