I’m too distracted by his hair plugs and how he can’t keep a woman.

Yeah I’m starting to think maybe he isn’t a genius after all

Ivan knows.

It’s cringey as hell and you’re allowed to laugh at whatever the fuck you want.

No! You are not allowed to laugh! You must take your downvotes with great shame, because there is nothing funny whatsoever about a 40-something woman in a cringy-as-fuck costume.

Or the sexy accountant who could’ve done their taxes right in the first place!

Major “pantsless Ted Cruz in a smoking jacket walking the women’s floor at Princeton” vibes.

Oo I think I just found my costume!!

Ivan Bates is going to sit on his stoop giving out Kit-Kats because he thinks Almond Joys are “too weird,” and that is just fine.

You know he went to his share of pimp-and-ho parties in college.

All three are things that it’s embarrassing for your city’s indicted State’s Attorney to be doing. In addition to being bad at her actual job.

She always looks pretty, I’ll give her that.

Sure, but she’s also the State’s Attorney for the next two months. It’s undignified. One thing about Ivan Bates, I don’t think we will see him dressing up like sexy Abe Lincoln, flipping off people at a bar or calling people hookers.

Classic. Ivan Bates and his wife should go as sexy FBI agent and sexy federal judge.

Designed to, but she’s not smart enough to make it actually be the case

Reminds me of the Simpsons NC-17 Halloween.

🎵 Drunken Hobbits hit on slutty crayons. Policemen dressed as bondaged Frankenstein! 🎵

Nothing they’ve done has put money in their pockets. They’re just fantastically stupid. They could have had their vacation houses honestly if they bought one at a time and waited until they could afford the second. She would’ve been re-elected easily. They knew there was a GOP Governor out looking for heads, ask Ed Norris. They could’ve hired an accountant and lawyer to fix their shit a long time ago. Instead she went asking for an audit. Spending her time dogging Keith Davis Jr and giving people the finger at the sandlot. It’s like she can’t help herself. She’s a terrible combination of dumb and arrogant.

And Nick went as a knocker. Pure class all the way, these two.