I may be able to keep up on the experiences, but I've never been a carnie. Always thought it would be fun. I like drinking way too much though.

I can see that. You're just a stranger. St. Louis isn't that far out of the woods though. You just need to get out there and play with the neighbor kids. Learn how to make moonshine, cook meth, skin people alive. You know, become a person of culture.

West of Evansville. Like an hour or two away from that Illinois spot. Saturday night all you have to watch out for is drunk teens out there.

And deer and axe murderers.

I can see myself