FugaciousD

FugaciousD t1_j0zuyrf wrote

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Mrs. Johnson was having her third set of twins: a boy and a girl.

Once again, she fell into a coma before delivery, so it fell to her sister this time name the newborns. Traditionally, that job would fall to the eldest, and her middle brother had stepped up later, but both had lost that privilege. When she finally came to, she saw her sister standing by her bedside, holding her children.

"What did you name the girl?" she asked.

"Dixie."

Okay, the mom thought, we ARE in Alabama, and yes, it’s a little non-PC these days, but I guess that will work with Dixon, reasonable name for her. And what is the boy’s name?"

"Dixer."

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