Chef is the retired global head of new flavors for Ben & Jerry's. Also offers day spa type stuff.

Cut out a pic of your teen's face and tape it over Benjamin Franklin's.

Not sure what the return currency equivalent would be.

From when? And on what planet? How late is late? 1am is the next day in your situation, so how can I tell? Inadequate information. In all the confusion the burglar slipped off into the night/day.

Trick question - I can't come home late at night one summer day.

Next!

We need help - Bush, search party of three!

Ah, that would make more sense.

I was thinking more like they'd have the experience to know unsafe ice. But also two of them on one vehicle struck me as odd. You don't see too many septa/octogenarians zipping around on machines, one riding on the back. At least I don't?

NGL, wasn't expecting those ages.

It be weirder if it were an actual coat you could wear and was made of arms.

Although I suppose that would fit the 2nd Amendment sentiment of most Vermonters...

Sounds like you sub a lot. Kinky.

Muggles Notch.

Look up the anti-LGBTQ statements made by JK Rowling. Got it? Good.

Now, a common form of protest is to donate to organizations that oppose the thing you're protesting. Still with me? Cool.

OP posted Vermont organizations who fit that bill. Boom, relevance.

Still don't get it? I can smear some peanut butter on my balls so you follow better.

Just yesterday there was someone here saying how they graduated college and have a career, but it turns out they couldn't figure out how to find apartment listings online. Your faith in your fellow students is highly misguided.

Wait, you actually made it through that movie? Lol

You should stand outside with a white balloon and wave at them.

Strange way to tell us you want to suck off a tree, but hey - whatever taps your sap.

It's a truck full of straw so I think they're having a drag queen.

Haaaaaay!

Did the public schools that made America "great" come before or after women and POC were allowed to attend? Just trying to pinpoint this "greatness."

Pantera was better than all of them and Sepultura was better than half of them.

God I fucking hate Megadeth.

Staple gun with wheels. Allows you to arts and crafts faster and more efficiently. Designed by Miss Millie Mae Murckland, the 2005 through 2019 and 2021 Arts & Craftsperson World Champion.

A staple gun with wheels.

Looks like the end of Scarface out there.

Read something the other day about Hinesburg fans shouting racial slurs at the Milton HS basketball team. Think Hinesburg suspended all fans from games for a bit.

But yeah, I hear a lot of that disfusting crap is directed at Winooski teams. Wtf. These are kids. And even if they weren't.

White half of an interracial couple in Chittenden County. Have had white dudes talk to me with slurs as if I'm one of the boys and when I call them out and mention my wife is a minority, I get, "Oh no, not her. She's one of the good ones." 🙄

Having grown up in both NYC and the south, it's much closer to NYC here as in I haven't had to beat any racists down with a bat yet.

Bernie spends a lot of time and is popular in both.