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Hopefully that song has now penetrated your dome. You’re welcome.

>It makes me feel like I don’t deserve to be happy

Are you going to punch that asshole inner dialogue in the mouth or do you need me to do it for you?

It’s dinosaur onesie weekend. Nothing says dedication to Halloween better than a costume that requires exposing your boobs to pee.

I don’t know what the “right” action to take is in these maulings. That injured squirrel wasn’t going to respawn, but I didn’t want it to suffer a prolonged torturous death so I made Leo come inside.

No one can be having a worse day than the injured squirrel that was being slow chased by my cat. It was the animal kingdom version of Jason casually strolling behind the klutzy blond.

Too fun to have fun. And frequently I can’t blame anyone for it other than my own damn self.

Other than a pizza dinner with the fam, I had a completely plan-free weekend and it was glorious. More of these, please.

Update to add: Way to suck Verizon Fios and Nexstar for not figuring out your shit and dropping ABC for another week. How dare you deprive my mom of her favorite pastime known as “Feel personally attacked by Blossom’s outfit.”

Coconut! I feel a walk is going to be had!