If you’ve ever wondered what it takes for a to period piece to break into Netflix’s Top 10, it’s sex. Lots and lots of sex plus a nekkid man running through the rain with a flapping penis.

Lady Chatterly’s Lover was a censored book when it came out. While the scandalous tale might not be banned anymore, it’s still not a movie to watch with your parents.

This is why I’ll Never be an Adult

An amazing collage professor of mine did a deep dive into the book and the best poems about WWI. Haunting shit.

It’s not the gore, it’s the suffering of boys being sent to the trenches to die or if they didn’t die, emerge with PTSD (not that there was such a diagnosis). And for what? The amusement of powerful men.

I cannot bring myself to watch All Quiet on the Western Front. The book gets more and more horrific as I get older.

Not a team, but a legend: Randy Fucking Moss. One clap.

Right?! It’s not like I’m going to display those suckers in my house because frankly I’m a terrible runner. At least when they’re on a tree I can be like “did you see the super cute ornament next to the marathon medal?” in the event someone asks about my time.

I’m a 9/10 on the Marie Kondo minimalism spectrum and almost threw away my Christmas tree last year. I’m sure u/I-got-a-truck was disappointed to be out of a gig when I realized I could use the top 1/3 of the tree as my entire holiday decor. I’m putting it up this week in time to host a party. Yay!

Edit to add: Life pro tip.- medals from running races make excellent ornaments. If you’re like me, they sit in a box for 11 months a year.

Bell Creek Christmas is another one to check out. It’s December 10 in Mechanicsville.

Also, I’m happy to deliver in the Richmond area if you want to buy a wreath from me. This is my Etsy shop for you to check out my work. Send me a message on Reddit to purchase.

Need a plus 1?

RESPECT.

The pillow aisles haunt me to this day.

Shucks, friend. I almost forgot about it too and my first thought was “wonder if it’s worthy of revisiting?” It totally is worth it. That check out lane was OG cell phone snake game.

Last year I made a divisive post about going to At Home during the holiday season. I’m trying to avoid that store until after I get my Charlie Brown Christmas tree fully decorated because buying pink ornaments > my willpower to keep my home pink-free.

Did you ever work with Megan Wise? I too have a Megan mystery occupying my mind. Does she lean back when not on air? Her posture confuses me.

I could hug last summer GrayRVA for scheduling PTO yesterday and today. Yesterday was like a snow day when I logged onto work and realized I was off. I read exactly one email before saying see ya later, suckers.

I love that book! Even the haters can’t resist flipping to see what their cake day says about them.

THANK YOU! I love making wreaths for Reddit peeps. If you see something you like and live in the city or county, just message me. I’ll hand deliver so you don’t have to pay for shipping.

It looked like no one lives here so the wreath destruction gives it the “bless this mess” vibe.

Outdoor shows. I needed to practice setting it up 😁

But that’s a hot mess, right?

Etsy advised me to post pictures of my workshop to boost sales of my book page wreaths.

Behold, this is what happens to your home when you start making wreaths. No elves or Mrs. Clause will save you from the ensuing chaos.

No way! Thank you

To you and u/ChuckBS, how old were you when you watched it? I posit that these classics are only appreciated by people who saw them as a kid.

The SO and I binged hard on horror movies/series over the weekend and we drew battle lines over whether vintage films are scary. Halloween and Hellraiser were two that I found laughable because of the shitty special effects and acting.

Question for anyone who watched American Horror Story Hotel- we didn’t make it through the first episode because of the straight up gore. Did the guy in the bed missing his eyeballs and tongue survive?

You’re in the lead!