One of the greatest comedy duos of all time - love this sketch because I connect with it so deeply

Well maybe they should cut back on the avocado toast and lattes every day!

Fuck Blackrock.

I did a gig there years back on one of the event floors. During a break, I poured myself a cup of coffee and grabbed a cookie from the food station. As I went back to start playing again, one of the suits rattled me for “taking what wasn’t mine”

So you can ask me to entertain you but not let me have a pitiful cup of drip coffee and a dumb little cookie? Fuck outta here.

Fuck Blackrock for a lot of reasons but that’s a personal story.

Man I must be going at the worst times then because the one on Bergen always takes forever. Breakfast, lunch, whatever. Only thing they do that’s fast is taking my money at the register before getting me my order.