Yes! When a girl reaches around and grabs you in a friendly way, it can happen fast.

The weird thing is this plant can count. It closes on the third detection of something touching it. How does it know it is the third?

Just because a restaurant serves Mozzarella sticks doesn't mean you have to order them every visit. Have some self control already!

This is Florida. They'll find a way to do the stupidest thing possible. Did you know they elected a pedophile, Matt Gaetz, to represent them?

Posting vague youtube links that might be RickRolls...

That's a paddlin!

It is spelled Paladin.

If you sent real grenades right now, some of them would think they were the fake ones and blow themselves up. This is why we don't play with dangerous looking objects.

The President should be lobbying lawmakers to do things for the American people who elected him/her.

Incest is best, relatively speaking. Its the only way to keep it in the family.

I think it is Andrew Tate after the lice and cockroaches kept him company too long.

They have in the past. But with the past, we had a Supreme Court that followed laws and didn't just make up garbage to justify the shameworthy positions they force upon us.

They provide legal medical services and get the same pay for them others get. It would be illegal to discriminate.

Next their Supreme Court will use 13th century laws to tell women what crimes will put them in jail:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/05/09/alito-13th-century-law-roe-opinion-snl/

Not as crazy as a planet in our solar system being populated entirely by robots, like Mars is.

Can't they afford a few trees or grasslands? How much would that really cost them?

There is magic at your fingers

For the spirits ever lingers

Undemanding contact in your happy solitude

This is when you walk on the grass.

I would have guessed Andrew Tate but he's in jail.

Sinead O'Conner was right! It was unpopular with Catholics to admit their beloved holy institution was hiding child molesters from prosecution and letting them continue to molest, but that turned out to be fact.

I salute her for trashing her career trying to do the right thing. https://sports.yahoo.com/sinead-o-connor-reflects-controversial-162647216.html

Costco will sell you a huge bag of baking soda. $10 for 13 pounds.

https://www.costco.com/CatalogSearch?dept=All&keyword=baking+soda

You can use it for experiments on weeds you hate as it is quite hard on plant life. You can use it to put out fires. You can mix it with vinegar (also CHEAP at Costco). This is stuff you need, as much as Mentos and Diet Coke, also available at Costco.

Was this meal cooked in the fires of Hell where the dead Pope is now residing?

Costco sells a fire extingisher that is really good for $35.

Find a friend who has a costco membership and shop with them once every month or two. Frozen single-serving meals are in wide varieties there and quite inexpensive.

The worst for the disposal is peels, like potato and carrot. They'll plug up your drain for days. Throw them outside if you're in a big natural setting, or into the trash if you are in an apartment.

Worst thing to do is eat take-out pizza and not recycle the boxes. Cook at home. Eat real food.

This is random guy getting back at somebody he doesn't like by advertising them as gay. He probably is gay himself but doesn't want to admit it. Hurt people hurt people except for William Hurt.