Harry_Gorilla
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdxboow wrote
Reply to comment by Callinon in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Do your children only eat peanut butter with their fingers? Just make it into sandwiches, put it in crackers, dip the celery in it, or whatever it is you do with peanut butter BEFORE you pack it, and it will cruise through the xray
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdxbf6v wrote
Reply to comment by Callinon in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
False positives like crazy. That’s why there are still humans checking every bag the computer flags
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdxb7th wrote
Reply to comment by Ketheres in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Riiiight, but the explosive slurries have such a low freezing temp that it would not stay frozen at room temperature long enough to get through security
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdxawhc wrote
Reply to comment by Sluggish0351 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Have you never shrink wrapped food before? It’s not all that complicated to package smelly materials so that they can’t be smelled. The X-ray is the device that can detect explosives almost perfectly
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdxap5p wrote
Reply to comment by tauntingbob in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
They were designed to frustrate would-be terrorists, so it makes sense that they frustrate everyone else too
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdw5y3g wrote
Reply to TIFU by yanking a wet towel out of my one night stand's ass and painting the hotel suite brown in the process by [deleted]
TIL nightstands have asses
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdvued3 wrote
Reply to comment by penguished in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I would personally prefer my tax dollars not be spent on upgrading these systems, antiquated tho they might be. We haven’t had a plane blown up or hijacked in over 20 years
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdvs81e wrote
Reply to comment by thugsapuggin in TIFU by telling my (25m) girlfriend (20f) to stop sulking. by [deleted]
You know you’re in bad shape when being around you causes others to need therapy too
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdvrxle wrote
Reply to comment by Sciguystfm in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
They are the most expensive home security window sticker ever. While they haven’t actively prevented terrorist actions, their mere presence may have been sufficient to make terrorists seek softer targets. Unfortunately, that’s hardly something we can measure or quantify
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdvfzxv wrote
Reply to comment by Sciguystfm in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I understand your point, but you’re grossly overstating it. Hijacking used to be commonplace in the 70s & 80s. Then 9/11 obviously happened and TSA was obviously created in reaction to that, so there are obviously reasons. Whether those reasons justify the existence of TSA is a different discussion tho
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdvchy5 wrote
Reply to comment by penguished in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
No…. I’m saying That the laws of physics don’t allow us to distinguish between the two substances.
It’s like when men look at two things that appear to be the same shade of yellow, but really they are different shades of yellow. (Men are less able to discern differences between shades of yellow than 1/3rd of women who have more yellow cones in their eyes)
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdv5gjd wrote
Reply to comment by ElGuapo315 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Hah! That’s hilariously amazing. New one to me. Edit: after some thought… one reason you can’t have water is because there are explosive components that look very similar to water. But they don’t freeze. So if your water is frozen then it can’t be a liquid component of an ied.
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdv4vyi wrote
Reply to comment by Cerrida82 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I can see that. The coating on the cards and the type of paper stock probably make for a nice organic looking orange brick on the X-ray, like a brick of Semtex
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdv4g3p wrote
Reply to comment by ElGuapo315 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Uh… you think increasing the density of the item that’s too dense will convince TSA to let it in baggage?
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdtxe6e wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Then why does it say X-ray on the side, on the monitor, in the manual, and in the training?
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdtg9ie wrote
Former screener here: peanut butter is approximately the same density as C4 when viewed on TSA’s X-ray screens. It sets off a false alarm on the automated bomb detection software, and the X-ray can’t see through it. You can hide whatever you want inside a peanut butter jar and it will be hidden from the X-ray operator (within certain size limitations).
They didn’t ban it for no reason.
Harry_Gorilla t1_jcrattu wrote
Did you rate the casing too?
Harry_Gorilla t1_jcbgel7 wrote
Reply to I made some woodland keycaps. The animals on top can be swapped out via magnets. by robotmon
What does the Fox do?
Harry_Gorilla t1_jaefj07 wrote
Reply to TIFU by stargazing by Independent_Factor65
Nah. You paid for the binocs. Use them
Harry_Gorilla t1_ja3zjoh wrote
Reply to comment by CPTDisgruntled in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
True. But if mom is thinking that far ahead she should also open a bank account and credit card in the kiddo’s name. I did that for my kids when they turned 5, but skipped the passport because having a passport won’t improve their ability to get a home or a car later in life
Harry_Gorilla t1_ja2se8l wrote
Reply to comment by alice_op in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
The easiest form of ID to acquire for an infant is a state issued ID card. It can be acquired same day in most states, whereas a passport takes weeks of planning and has a much slower turnaround time. So the only reason to get a passport instead is because you plan to travel outside the country. Source: am former TSA screener.
Harry_Gorilla t1_ja2nydz wrote
Reply to comment by akairborne in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
Does alaska not offer a state ID card?
Harry_Gorilla t1_j9oujw5 wrote
I’m chuckling at the starfish awards
Harry_Gorilla t1_j6oshgn wrote
“DUKE”.
As in Duke of Earl
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdxu4mp wrote
Reply to comment by hockeyh2opolo in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Yes! Velveeta is even worse