Why does he have 5 kias?

You broke the rules and still passed. How many of those pills do you plan to take for your next presentation?

Or that time I didn’t know how to pronounce Jose, and traded my friend what I thought was “Hose Canseco’s brother Jo-say’s rookie card.”

From a purely logical stand point: no. But we don’t treat gender logically, which was more my point. I wasn’t equating summer to anything, but illustrating that OP’s audience had only heard the opposite of what he said. The important/relevant bit was inferring something about the opposite of what was actually said, as OP’s audience appears to have done.

It’s super weird that it’s fine to jump to this conclusion, that someone intended the contra positive of what they said, if a statement is about or includes a group of people, but not any other time

People shouldn’t assume that you meant to imply the opposite of what you say. Unless you really emphasized “MEN” and made a knowing look at all the women around you or w/e. It’s like if you said “I like rain in the summer.” That statement doesn’t imply or insinuate that you don’t like rain at other times, or that you do like other weather at other times.

That said… the common bias that women are worse drivers than men is well known, so there is a case that you should have known better. You didn’t say anything offensive, and she’s projecting her own issues into what you said

He’s just mad because this was the last of his mistresses and now she knows about all of them

Lol! Are you minding your own business while telling others to mind their own business? Hypocrit

Ooh yes: do this. Get that tox screen. You might could save the relationship with verified proof that you were not in your right mind

Until your drink is spiked

Logarithmic scale is too complicated tho

Yeah…. I could totally pick out the Romanian flag from a line up

Nobody can force you to go to college.
Even if they tried to enforce this agreement they’d have to prove they suffered some kind of damages. Contracts with a minor aren’t even legally binding, so if you’re not 18 yet there is no contract.
(I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice).

Look into emancipation. I don’t know anything about it beyond that it’s a thing. Maybe if your finances are separated from your parents you won’t need their info on the fafsa?

Best advice has already been given tho: talk to the financial aid office

Why does everyone think that bat’s giant testicles are boobs?

Call her bluff. Call the cops yourself. Document her pattern of abuse for later

I need a link to your YouTube tutorial on making 3D paper stars

So now you can be lonely together… I think?

He was literally smoking. Guy could have been wearing a bomb; endangering the lives of everyone in the stadium. He needed to be in law enforcement custody asap.

I hope this isn’t a new common usage of the word