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HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu76fyu wrote
Reply to comment by hauntedathiest in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
Little lemon juice, maybe some tzatziki and you've got dinner!
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu66grb wrote
Reply to comment by TheBlackCycloneOrder in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
DRAG HIM UNDERNEATH THE SHIP, A TERRIFYING DEADLY TRIP
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu62z4x wrote
Reply to comment by mike8596 in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
Lucky us. We came back with tales of a sea monster.
I know that on paper, looking for it might sound bad. But think of this from a more practical perspective.
This things taken down two boats that we've seen and easily could be destroying more. Finding it and studying it is ultimately going to save lives, by helping us learn what it is and how to avoid attacks.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu5u325 wrote
Reply to comment by A_PiRat_Named_Cookie in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
Real pirates don't want to suck toes. They only want the booty.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu5oorg wrote
Reply to comment by TheBlackCycloneOrder in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
TAKE HIS MONEY AND HIS HAT HE WON'T NEED THEM WHERE HE'S GONNA GO
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu5oi07 wrote
Reply to comment by Lopsided-Lavishness1 in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
You're saying this is my fault????
Even if that was the case, it's not like I was the only one tossing shit into the ocean. And it was one cigarette butt!
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu5oc43 wrote
Reply to comment by ohhoneyno_ in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
Feels like the kinda thing you should discuss first.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu5hq8g wrote
Reply to comment by TheBlackCycloneOrder in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE A MAN BUT FOR THEM HE WILL BURN IN HELL
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu5hg9c wrote
Reply to comment by A_PiRat_Named_Cookie in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
Well Cookie I guess you'd know.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu5eyii wrote
Reply to comment by TheBlackCycloneOrder in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
MAKE THAT BASTARD WALK THE PLANK WITH A BOTTLE OF RUM AND A YO HO HO!
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HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu1w8yj wrote
Reply to comment by mike8596 in When The Time Comes We Shall Reseed The Earth by HeadOfSpectre
Not successors! Animals who could preserve the balance of nature!
If you want successors, that's a different department.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu0te92 wrote
Reply to comment by tina_marie1018 in When The Time Comes We Shall Reseed The Earth by HeadOfSpectre
I'm lucky. If they'd broken the glass I'd be dead.
I guess the security team was smart enough to make it out of the same kind of glass our outside windows are made of, just in case anyone was ever trapped inside.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu0fjj8 wrote
Reply to comment by Illustrious-Bat-1091 in When The Time Comes We Shall Reseed The Earth by HeadOfSpectre
GARI is investigating the matter.
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HeadOfSpectre OP t1_ithhwqo wrote
Reply to comment by Sondibgood in The Friendly Little Hamster by HeadOfSpectre
Looked more like a Syrian.
My.... daughter has a Syrian hamster... She likes it.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_ithhn7p wrote
Reply to comment by Horrormen in A Letter From Nicolas Devereaux Regarding The Pirate Carlos Zaragoza by HeadOfSpectre
We never saw any trace of anyone else on that island.
There WAS a collapsed cave, but nobody in there could have possibly survived, right...?
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_ithhgzy wrote
Reply to comment by artistgirl0283 in The Friendly Little Hamster by HeadOfSpectre
Was considering starting something like that once, but one of my asshole associates blew a lot of our money on fancy breakfast pastries.
Kept saying something about Baba Yaga too...
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_ithh15x wrote
Reply to comment by Slight_Resolution509 in The Friendly Little Hamster by HeadOfSpectre
You may have been spared... MAY HAVE BEEN
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_ithgimy wrote
Reply to comment by Slight_Resolution509 in The Friendly Little Hamster by HeadOfSpectre
Great, so what you're telling me is that you're giving them ideas???
Do you WANT to live under the little iron paw of a ruthless hamster overlord, because that's what going to happen!
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HeadOfSpectre OP t1_it77qmk wrote
Reply to comment by Stunt_Merchant in A Letter From Nicolas Devereaux Regarding The Pirate Carlos Zaragoza by HeadOfSpectre
Found by an associate of mine, while exploring the wreckage of an old French ship.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iuis87v wrote
Reply to comment by 1MoreTiredTeacher in Mr. Poo Poo by HeadOfSpectre
Children learn their behaviors from their parents. The parents should absolutely be held accountable for their childrens behavior.
I'm sorry to hear about that little girl but I'm glad she's still alive. I truly, deeply hope she can get help to start the process of healing all the damage that's been done to her.