Wow I'm sorry for your loss, OP. Nothing good ever comes from messing with black magic

It might be a good idea to start going to church... And it also wouldn't hurt to find someone to bless the house

Leonard doesn't seem like such a bad guy... apart from the, ya know, insatiable hunger for human souls

Wow that sucks. Lifetime house arrest

Join them Jo, join them... for the annual neighborhood potluck! You're bringing potato salad, right?

Ngl I would be absolutely terrified if I was having that dream. I guess it's a good thing I'm too tall to be an astronaut

Wow I did not see that coming. RIP to your dad. It's never easy to lose someone you love

Honestly, YTA OP. It would have been nice to have a bully-eating toilet when I was in school

I heard a story like this where a crackhead was living in the walls of a hotel. The mirror covered up the hole. She'd steal from guests when no one was in the room. Her smoking addiction gave her away

I wonder how she came to possess that pouch... maybe she made a deal with a certain some one? Perhaps at a crossroad?

Aaaand that's why I have thalassophobia. I'm glad you didn't somehow free those things. Curiosity killed the cat... and almost the human race

I would've been too creeped out to eat a screaming face tomato, let alone a whole salad full of them. RIP to those people

So Hardy was being controlled by a giant albino talking centipede? Ew

"There were different hunting knives, at least six of them all looking like they were meant to skin game" You should've used one of the knives to hack away at Noah's wrist so you wouldn't have to drag his corpse around

The word finis means end, so maybe "finis to some" means end to some or in other words, end to Danny's life

Don't take that shit from a bird, OP. I woulda flung it's cage door open and yelled NO, YOU'RE NEXT YOU LITTLE FUCKER before strangling the little devil

I didn't know those creepy little dolls had actual organs in them. GROSS