You're an angry elf!

Merry Christmas!

Sure you are, hero. You're a one man vigilante squad.

That's not really my thing, but you do you.

Ouch, that one really stings. Off to find some Bactine!

Your witty repartee has cut me to the core. I'm hurt, wounded. Lo, for I am punctured.

Says every asshole, until they need the police for some trailer trash, loser-ass drama that normal adults are somehow able to avoid.

OK, lone wolf, stay home.

It's predawn 2 days before Christmas, what were you expecting?

Yup, I LOVE the experience of going to the movies.

This is the way.

Great to see people back at the movies!

It's fun!

Some creepy dude was walking around my neighborhood demanding to come in and inspect houses a few years ago, saying he was with the assessor. I asked him for ID, he wouldn't give it, and I told him to blow. He came back two more times, I told him to get a warrant or whatever. He quit after that.

Spoken by someone who doesn't live in or near either city. I get tired of refuting the hick hate for Nashua, but we moved from Seattle to Nashua a decade ago and love it. DM me for info if interested.

Spoken like a beta.

Nope.

I ain't moving anywhere. This is it.

My point exactly, and I'm a heavy call and data user. I literally do not care about the cost at all, I need the service and Verizon is going south fast.

This is the problem: I paid the cost for reliability, but now it's high price and shit service.

Yeah, I'm on crazy fast fiber from from Consolidated so none of that is happening. Also trying not to avoid cost, but to get better service. Thank you, though.

My neighbor's yard. He thinks he needs to feed his dog less.

Love that place. Also, New England needs Half Price Books to open up here.

He's a bad Santa.

Parking is fine, if you're reimbursed for it. You can buy ahead of time for a discount, too.