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InternetPeon t1_j5lu26r wrote
Reply to comment by _toodamnparanoid_ in ‘Unknown possible explosive device’ that prompted evacuation was an egg, officials say by WE-NEED-MORE-CATS
Watch out for egg poachers.
InternetPeon t1_j5ld6lm wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in ‘Unknown possible explosive device’ that prompted evacuation was an egg, officials say by WE-NEED-MORE-CATS
This sort of problem will fry your brain.
InternetPeon t1_j5kwnzv wrote
Reply to ‘Unknown possible explosive device’ that prompted evacuation was an egg, officials say by WE-NEED-MORE-CATS
Wow . First Egg smuggling and now this. The egg wars are coming to a boil.
InternetPeon t1_j5c2val wrote
Reply to comment by spreadilicious in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
Lol
InternetPeon t1_j5bu3j1 wrote
Reply to comment by here4dambivalence in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
Just 1 If ground properly.
InternetPeon t1_j5blr4x wrote
You need at least 100 toddlers to keep a slaughterhouse running /s
InternetPeon t1_j58g2dh wrote
Reply to comment by Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop in Deputies don't know how rat poison got into customer's Taco Bell order by LlamaInATux
Whoa - a poison burrito.
I wonder if this will be the next Knives Out, Glass Onion mystery.
InternetPeon t1_j58674o wrote
Reply to Diners caught off guard as a group aired footage relating to Breonna Taylor's death at a Kentucky restaurant by GlobalTravelR
And now for your dining pleasure we present the horrible real life murder of a human being.
InternetPeon t1_j582h14 wrote
She is an angel sent from heaven to prevent responsible birth control.
InternetPeon t1_j57whnn wrote
Reply to An illegal betting duo was arrested for roaming Minnesota casinos and, for a fee, playing slots for gamblers who watch on a TikTok livestream in hopes of striking it rich. They would keep $25 for every $100 deposited for wagering, and charge a $5.99 subscription fee. They have 165,000 followers. by heaintheavy
This sounds like an honest business operating inside a casino.
I ‘bet’ the casino sets this up as an official in house service.
InternetPeon t1_j540hnf wrote
I mean. Shouldn’t they get their water supply turned on first?
InternetPeon t1_j49yp2t wrote
Reply to Plume-like cloud ‘shot’ in front of Hawaiian Airlines flight seconds before turbulence injured 25, pilot says by MajentaPinkPanther
Is this a weapon? A warning?
InternetPeon t1_j439awn wrote
Reply to comment by SteveIDP in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
Fools and their money will soon be parted like the Red Sea.
InternetPeon t1_j434mc8 wrote
These foxes will make excellent guardians of our hen house.
InternetPeon t1_j3kojen wrote
Reply to Sodium butyrate activates HMGCS2 to promote ketone body production through SIRT5-mediated desuccinylation (Jan 2023) by basmwklz
Are we talking about GHB?
InternetPeon t1_j3jrdq4 wrote
Good fucking luck.
InternetPeon t1_j2bqyhh wrote
Reply to Italy passes controversial decree cracking down on unlicensed rave parties, laying out jail terms of up to six years and fines for the organisers by green_flash
Someone wasn‘t getting their kickback.
InternetPeon t1_j22xgfv wrote
Is being a meat magnate really statue worthy?
InternetPeon t1_j1o9mr0 wrote
Salami slicing strategy at work. In conjunction with disfiguring political factions at work in political parties worldwide.
InternetPeon t1_iz0r0b5 wrote
Reply to comment by Omegalazarus in No more airplane mode? EU to allow calls on flights by linguist96
Nah. The AI poop patrol will be watching you to improve bathroom customer service.
InternetPeon t1_iyyysv1 wrote
Reply to comment by MasterpieceLive9604 in No more airplane mode? EU to allow calls on flights by linguist96
Can confirm- even United First Class treats you like a nuisance.
InternetPeon t1_iyyygde wrote
Reply to comment by MasterpieceLive9604 in No more airplane mode? EU to allow calls on flights by linguist96
If Karen isn’t satisfied this plane is not gettiing off the runway.
InternetPeon t1_iyyy8u5 wrote
Reply to comment by MasterpieceLive9604 in No more airplane mode? EU to allow calls on flights by linguist96
Its so important that the lady in the middle seat have the opportunity to bitch at customer service as loudly as possible for 3 solid hours.
InternetPeon t1_iyyxyxf wrote
Reply to comment by MasterpieceLive9604 in No more airplane mode? EU to allow calls on flights by linguist96
Oh my god and baby Jesus. The last quiet space on earth is being violated.
InternetPeon t1_j5mbqbe wrote
Reply to comment by Infernalism in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
Sure a comic book can be any story you can imagine.
AND if you keep recycling formulaic tropes people will tire of you.